Schmoigety

a person of lower or less than normal intelligence. someone who lacks common sense.

That guy is a complete schmoigety.

by colbycheese July 1, 2009

Schmobler

People you tend to dislike.

Kayla is a Schmobler

by joeramwasbanned September 12, 2009

scemga

The excretion from a "Blue Waffle".
Most commonly known as an orgasm.
(Can be a variety of different colors depending on how severely unclean the vagina is.)

Friend: So what happened with that girl last night?
Man: I ended up takin her pants off and there was a mess of scemga in her underwear.

by baconmaster4206 February 28, 2011

schmobodon

A clueless schmuck

My boss thinks he's the shit but he's really just king of the schmobodons.

by Littler Lotta January 27, 2012

Schmocking

Another term for joking/joshing.

Girl: You're so ugly
Boy: What!!
Girl: I'm just schmocking with you :)

by NoMalware June 8, 2017

SCEOS

n. Acronym: "Snowflakes Calling Each Other Snowflakes". Missive used on message and comment boards by unaffiliated posters as a missive to opposed, entrenched posters or trolls around contentious responses that have gotten out of hand and/or devolved into pointless bickering around semantics.

Every single comment thread on every website devolves into SCEOS

by DJLPoster June 3, 2018

schmoh'd

Drunk, crunko, cranked, loaded, sloshed, hammered, ham-jon'd, schwacked, schwoozied, shellac'd, or otherwise tight, especially from IPA's purchased at Schmohz Brewery, MI.

I am schmoh'd right now.

by apollo1969 June 4, 2018