One of the four girls in Doki Doki Literature Club. She is your best friend who falls into a depression. Don't get too attached to here, though.
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Get the Sayori mug.The sailors of the United States Navy are among the most disciplined, devoted, and well-trained fighting men the world has ever known. They drink gasoline and piss fire, The spit bullets and shit bombs, and will swim across the ocean with a knife in their teeth just for the chance to carve up those that threaten their homeland.
Modern day sailors leave wakes of dead bodies or smoldering craters wherever they go. They are sneaky sons of bitches, and usually the only thing that lets you know they are present is the earsplitting howl of an incoming tomahawk missile, or the cold steel of an oil-slick blade slicing through your throat.
Rumor has it that sailors are rowdy drunks. This is absolutely true. No other branch of the service can stand up to the fury of a US sailor's binge drinking. The Coast Guard spills their wine, the Air Force wets themselves, the Army passes out, and the Marine Corps bitterly sit alone at the bar muttering bad gay jokes to themselves.
There is a rivalry between the US Marine Corps and the US Navy. This is the result of the quantity of beautiful exotic women that sailors make love to every time they pull into a foreign port. The Marines are jealous of this, because they only get to fuck Ali-Babba and his goats. There are no fine women out in the desert. The Marines spread lies about sailors, calling them cowardly or homosexual, but never to their faces, that is unwise.
Don't fuck with US Navy Sailors.
HONOR, COURAGE, COMMITMENT.
HOOYA NAVY
Modern day sailors leave wakes of dead bodies or smoldering craters wherever they go. They are sneaky sons of bitches, and usually the only thing that lets you know they are present is the earsplitting howl of an incoming tomahawk missile, or the cold steel of an oil-slick blade slicing through your throat.
Rumor has it that sailors are rowdy drunks. This is absolutely true. No other branch of the service can stand up to the fury of a US sailor's binge drinking. The Coast Guard spills their wine, the Air Force wets themselves, the Army passes out, and the Marine Corps bitterly sit alone at the bar muttering bad gay jokes to themselves.
There is a rivalry between the US Marine Corps and the US Navy. This is the result of the quantity of beautiful exotic women that sailors make love to every time they pull into a foreign port. The Marines are jealous of this, because they only get to fuck Ali-Babba and his goats. There are no fine women out in the desert. The Marines spread lies about sailors, calling them cowardly or homosexual, but never to their faces, that is unwise.
Don't fuck with US Navy Sailors.
HONOR, COURAGE, COMMITMENT.
HOOYA NAVY
Foreigner one: Hey! An American warship ship just pulled into port!
Foreigner two: Oh shit, sailors! Hide the women and the booze!
Foreigner two: Oh shit, sailors! Hide the women and the booze!
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sarcastic phrase used nowadays when a woman is getting hit on or "charmed" by a scum bag; used in the early days by "loose" women to get attention of our boys at sea.
by fool89 November 17, 2007
Get the take me now, sailor! mug.My friend Randy's a sailor. You should see him when he plays golf: "That fuckin' golf ball just won't fuckin' get in that fuckin' hole!"
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Get the sailor mug.This name is only for suited for P.I.M.P.'s. No one can compare to someone with the name Skylor. Head's bow in the presence of Skylor. Not to be confused with the douchebags that spell it with an -er or -ar. Only the most legit can rep the -or at the end of their name.
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Jeremy: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
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You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
Jeremy: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
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You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
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