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Makeout Sandwhich

One who constantly looks for others to participate in the act of falattio. Makeout Sandwiches are most likely found in bars, big crowds of ugly people or any variety of hippie jam festivals.
Remember that girl who kept arguing about the "water treatment plant", SUCH a Makeout Sandwhich
by Ricco Ricco May 14, 2011
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Chicken Sandwhich

When you dislike someone so much that even the thought of them harmlessly eating a chicken sandwich makes you want to punch them in the face.
Jack: “Did you hear Sally sneeze during the meeting earlier? She’s so rude.”

Carl: “Dude, she didn’t do anything wrong. She just has allergies. You are so chicken sandwhich with her.”
by FIJM June 9, 2018
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Sandwhich

A concerningly high amount of people genuinely think this is the correct way to spell sandwich. I searched this term up on here expecting to be called an illiterate moron, but I wasn't.
Bob: I just ate a sandwhich

Jim: Same. I love sandwhiches

Bill: Me too. Sandwiches are my favorite

Bob: Actually, it's spelt sandwhiches

Bill: I'm pretty sure it's not

Jim: I just searched it up on Urban Dictionary and uh, yeah it is

Bill: Well according to Merriam Webs-

Bob & Jim: You're fired, Bill
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Hawaiian ham sandwhich

The act of putting 5 toes in between two slices of bread and sucking on each individual toe
Hey babe, how do you feel about a Hawaiian ham sandwhich?
by Michael Coccaro January 20, 2018
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sandwhich

1. The description of a situation where a person wants a sandwich but is presented with several sandwich options and does not know which sandwich to choose.
2. The incorrect spelling of the word sandwich (probably American or at least flyover states).
"There are so many sandwiches to choose from I don't know which to choose, goodness me, I'm in a real sandwhich."
"Y'all I'm dang tootin' sorry for that definition I wrote for sandwhich on UrbanDictionary... I mean't to write sandwich."
by MadDavo March 14, 2023
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cambridge club sandwhich

A term describing the act of making freshmen eat doughnuts off of the seniors penises. Often takes place at wrestling camps.
Wanna try our Cambridge Club Sandwhich? It's only $6.99.
by Mickey Mouse December 13, 2015
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cooter sandwhich

A sandwhich made out of cut up uterus. Invented by Jack the Ripper.
"Heya Jackie whatcha up to?"
"Not much brother just making a cooter sandwhich."
by Chickendang June 16, 2017
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