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The thing asian parents use to cripple the hell out of their kids
My mom just spanked me with a sandals and now im crippled
Sandals by EU🅱️🅱️OUR August 2, 2022

pearl sandals 

where you cum on somebody's feet.

also:

pearl sandellas (1836) literary
Captain Morgan became an outlaw after murdering the person who gave his wife a pair of pearl sandals.

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pearl sandals by footdad June 12, 2022

Steel toe sandals 

Noun:
A pair of old work boots that you wear without socks.
"Hey could you help me with something outside."
"Yeah just let me get my steel toe sandals."

socks-and-sandals material 

A playful way to suggest someone might not be considered suitable or desirable for a romantic relationship. Implying someone whose style or behaviour might not be considered desirable in a romantic context.
Ew, not Mike, he's such a socks-and-sandals material.
Your smile is genuinely enchanting, it's just too bad I'm such a socks-and-sandals material.

no cheese off my sandals 

when you are annoyed with someone and you really dont care
guy 1: ...at least my life is worth something
guy 2: whatever bro, no cheese off my sandals