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Darkside of The Samurai

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The master of the dark, hard and exteme sex. He is a bloody assasin, killer, and a rapist. He rapes fighting girls like Chun Li and lesbian girls. After raping a girl he kills them leaving a great blood sign along his way. His physical form is like Katsu from Samurai X. He is more powerful than the evil demons.
The Samurai raped Akane Tendo, then he killed her.
by Samurai Katsu September 15, 2003
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A Samurai

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Having 3 men stand in a row. The middle man proceeds to jerk the 2 outside men off.
This one night I was really drunk and gave my friends a samurai..SHEATH, UNSHEATH!
by Demon Toaster March 17, 2009
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Afro Samurai

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Sticking your finger in a girl's ass and then smearing it across her forehead thus giving her the #2 headband.
I gave that girl an Afro Samurai last week, now shes looking for that girl R-Kelly peed on so that she can fight the #1 warrior.
by Froy dog May 13, 2011
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Samurai

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Skilled in effort, tact and meditative states.
Samurai, you were the love of my life and you never came.
I loved you so much. Wanted to feel your arms around me every night. Kiss you softly every day. Look into your eyes and tell you I feel your everything to me and all I ever wanted in life, for the rest of my life. I miss bell's cold nose on my face and you kicking her off the bed. Fussing at you to be nice. now, all that is gone. You walked for another and left more than just me. Not one birthday. Not one effort to see us. You ran like a grunt away from the fire and threw it all at us. Not once did you come for us. I, for the longest time blamed my self for it all. Until I knew the truth about you. Samurai's are not cowards.
by UnotHebrokemy<3CnttrustU March 29, 2010
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Board Samurai

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a person with an high rank/post count on a message board that picks on noobs. refers to the feudal era when samurais were considered olf high rank, and shunned average citizens.
stupid Board Samurai thinks he can talk down to me just because he has a higher post count.
by v1cious June 14, 2005
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Samurai of God

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A person who beleaves in god so loyely that he/she would do any thing God told him/her and would die fighting for the beleaf of the ideas of god and would do any thing great to bring honor to them selves. and the rules of god make the samurai perfect like god told people not to kill them selves so a samurai of god can not kill them selves to restor honor to a s.o.g honor must be obtained living
A samurai of god can not kill but can wound some one if they attend to harm some one.
by Alvin Redfearn October 7, 2005
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misc samurai

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Better than the misc ninja, cowboys or pirates, these guitar.com warriors rule the land victorious.
ninja: "you have owned us"

cowboy: "our cool lassos are no match"

Pirates: "We suck, arrrr"

yes, the misc samurai are the best.
by sentinel May 28, 2004
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