my girlfriend's a mermaid

a literal meme

"oh em gee my girlfriend's a mermaid!! that's right!! she can't swim tho.

my girlfriend's a mermaid by verycoolcockroach February 22, 2021

game’s a bogie

Saying used by Scottish children and some adults too when something has went wrong and the game they’re playing has been or needs stopped and sorted out before it can continue, if it continues at all.

The end of a game that was being enjoyed and someone spoiled it.

Jimmy keeps cheating and I’m not having it. Game’s a bogie!
Or
Boab’s going home with his ball guys…game’s a bogie!

game’s a bogie by sixpackslim75 August 25, 2022

God Bless The U.S.A. 

I don't care what any of you say, this song is possibly the greatest song of all time. For God's sake, let Lee Greenwood be patriotic and don't bash his ass. By the way, the song was actually written in 1979, NOT during the Gulf War. Fucking idiots.

'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land, God Bless The U.S.A.!!

God Bless The U.S.A. by dfjak; February 6, 2007

That's a negative, Ghostrider. 

Everyone else says it's from Top Gun or whatever. But, yeah, no. IT'S FROM THE 7UP COMMERCIAL WITH DAVID SPADE.

It's a hipster way of saying NOOO.

Neighbor: Am I allowed to swim in your pool?

David Spade: That's a negative, ghostrider.

That's a negative, Ghostrider. by Jayma Mays January 23, 2011

There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven 

Grama drives all the way 2 North Muskegon jus to go 2 WalMart... You and your cousin are in the car... "Grama, what're you doing?" "Driving to WalMart." Even though she lives all the way in Grand Haven... this was too priceless.

"Cousin: Grama, where r we going?
Grama: North Muskegon
Cousin: Why???
Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!!
Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"

There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven by Katie Marie Bell October 4, 2011

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH! by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

Make sure you get paid the proper rate when doing tasks for people in positions of power. One of the reasons they are rich and successful is that they prefer to make money for themselves rather than for others. That’s a lesson you need to learn. 

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Make sure you get paid the proper rate when doing tasks for people in positions of power. One of the reasons they are rich and successful is that they prefer to make money for themselves rather than for others. That’s a lesson you need to learn.

Make sure you get paid the proper rate when doing tasks for people in positions of power. One of the reasons they are rich and successful is that they prefer to make money for themselves rather than for others. That’s a lesson you need to learn. by Reninu March 15, 2025