A sexual maneuver that begins in missionary position (laying down, man on top). As the man feels his climax nearing, he removes himself from the woman and mounts her chest.
Kneeling on her, he pins her upper arms down under his shins and moves his phallus towards her face.
With her arms inoperable, any protest of receiving a facial is negated. The woman will often flail her forearms around in protest, adding to the hilarity.
Upon sufficient stimulation the man will relieve his seed upon the woman's face. If unwelcomed, the woman may close her eyes and turn her head side to side in disgust.
The flailing arms and turning head call to mind the image of a walrus emerging from a murky, thick swamp struggling to break the surface of the water.
For added enjoyment - at your own risk - shove the ol' Johnson rod into the woman's mouth for an unforgettable soundtrack to the act.
Once the act is complete, it is customary for the man to offer the lady a towel.
Kneeling on her, he pins her upper arms down under his shins and moves his phallus towards her face.
With her arms inoperable, any protest of receiving a facial is negated. The woman will often flail her forearms around in protest, adding to the hilarity.
Upon sufficient stimulation the man will relieve his seed upon the woman's face. If unwelcomed, the woman may close her eyes and turn her head side to side in disgust.
The flailing arms and turning head call to mind the image of a walrus emerging from a murky, thick swamp struggling to break the surface of the water.
For added enjoyment - at your own risk - shove the ol' Johnson rod into the woman's mouth for an unforgettable soundtrack to the act.
Once the act is complete, it is customary for the man to offer the lady a towel.
1. Dude, my buddy Dario gave this chick a swamp walrus last night. He's a legend.
2. Babe, have you ever been swamp walrused before, would you like to?
3. The swamp walrus is my signature finishing move. Most girls are confused during the act, but afterwards they all admit to enjoying it.
2. Babe, have you ever been swamp walrused before, would you like to?
3. The swamp walrus is my signature finishing move. Most girls are confused during the act, but afterwards they all admit to enjoying it.
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Band kid#2: Sorry, I prefer anarcho swagism
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Get the anarcho swagism mug.Swaos- A term utilized colloquially by so-called "country boys" to express muted elation. A complex term, Swaos should only be employed sparingly and in situations of deep thought. In some circles, this word may hold more spiritualistic meaning and as such can be defined subjectively.
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Some examples of swancore bands are:
Dance Gavin Dance
Hail the Sun
Stolas
Oranges
Some examples of swancore bands are:
Dance Gavin Dance
Hail the Sun
Stolas
Oranges
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SWAMP came back with a clear mind. Since then he has been a very notable member of the underground and has recently started to climb up the popularity ladder. Masterful lyric freestyles made him an original and fresh rapper in the game today. SWAMP such an interesting and unforgettable fellow.
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