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stretch limo

stretched out car that is very circa 1980s, usually driven in by people to go to special occasions such as weddings, funerals, and proms
Hart's Dad: I was like, "Hart, Stretch limos are so 1980s." God forbid one drives down my street and my neighbors see it.
by websterremixed March 14, 2005
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Stretch Lemur

The act of painting a small rodent black and white (like a lemur tail) and inserting ones dong inside it's bum and out it's mouth. Then screwing some hot babe with it on your lap rocket.
Guy 1: "So how did prom go?"
Guy 2: "It was going good until her mom asked me to give her a Stretch Lemur, then It went great!"
by Silent Z 91 May 18, 2011
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Sanford Stretch

The act of intercourse where two fingers are placed in partner's booty hole and then spread apart and one must yell in the hole. If you hear an echo consider your attempt a success.
Bro, I gave this B the Sanford Stretch last night and damn shit echoed like i was at the Grand Canyon.
by T-Free88 May 15, 2010
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Aaron Stretches

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. It is usually done by holding the arm straight out and pulling the fingers back over the arm.
Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!
by Sir Uncealot April 15, 2008
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Hair stretching

A method of changing the curl pattern of naturally curly hair by setting hair creating a larger curl pattern to reduces hair shrinkage.
The client asked her stylist for a flat twist as her hair stretching style.
by BlondeElocks September 28, 2014
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Santa Stretch

A term referring to the 3 straight, full weeks of school that follow Thanksgiving break and preceed Christmas break.
John: Hey. Welcome back from Thanksgiving break!

Susan: Yeah, and now the Santa stretch begins. I can't wait till Christmas!
by InnerBeautyShows97 December 2, 2013
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womp stretch

The act of inserting two penises into one vagina.
I can't believe she let us womp stretch her last night, does that make us gay?
by Blue bars January 30, 2016
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