Squirty starters

Appetizers laced with exlax

I ghosted this girl and she ended up being my waitress at Applebees. I think she gave me squirty starters in revenge.

by DollopOfDaisy December 25, 2021

teen girl starter pack

When girls turn about 13, we are supplied with our own standard starter pack which includes the following: An awkward laugh used for expressing discomfort (usually around men/boys), a set of at least 3 insecurities (this aspect of the starter pack depends on your upbringing and experiences), and the “i’m not like other girls” phase. A phase you can choose to activate at any point, as long as it is before the age of 21. (this part is not the girls fault. It is a canon event in almost every girls life, which the realization that she is not like the stereotypical one dimensional female character portrayed on tv, rather she has her own interest and personality, is discovered.) ✨🩷

“yeah, when i was 14, the universe supplied me with my own teen girl starter pack. unlucky for me, i got an exceptional amount of insecurities in it. i am great at executing my awkward laugh tho.”
“me too girl.”

by haru_ko April 13, 2024

Turd Starter

A person that is always instigating and stirring up problems. A nicer alternative to the phrase “shit starter.” May be used by a non threatening person.

Jayson is always bringing up things at Friendsgiving. He is such a turd starter.

by AGayFromTX November 17, 2019

cock starter

Pronounced “Cock Startah” One who either gets cocks sprung, or gets someone acting like dick, by acting like a dick.

That ked’s a real cock starter, got everyone in the bar throwing hands.

by Jerkphone December 15, 2020

Starter Fries

The first order of fries you eat because you’re craving French fries which comes before you get to eat the seriously good French fries that were not yet available to order.

The starter fries we ate took the edge off, but didn’t stop us from ordering more at a better restaurant.

by EvieGolightly December 17, 2022

cock starter

Pronounced “Cock Startah” One who either gets cocks sprung, or gets someone acting like dick, by acting like a dick.

That ked’s a real cock starter, got everyone in the bar throwing hands.

by Jerkphone December 15, 2020

Fire Starters

Noun. adj, 1. The thought that when a womans breasts are so big that when rapidly rubbed together and with the help of spontaneous combustion they could ignite into flames.

Small titties could not be fire starters because they couldn't possible produce enough heat from the friction to ignite by themselves.

"Wouldja look at them fire starters on that bitch! I could sop them up with some 'biscuts n gravy'."

by mojo8772 March 7, 2009