squirrel 

Sonsabitches that smell like nipple wax.

The squirrel jumped slowly over the river.

squirrel by Ghouda Man November 22, 2003

squirrel 

a word used to describe someone or sumthing that isn't cool...

'omg, she is soo squirrel...'

squirrel by jenna rae June 20, 2005

squirrel 

A male's genetals usually belonging to a great looking guy

Hey girl i see you scamin' on all that squirrel!!

squirrel by Tiffiny January 20, 2007

squirrel 

1) a person who gets what they want and goes. "Grab your nuts and go"
2) to squirrel out is to basically ditch someone after you've got what you wanted.

"Did Marcus come to your party, man?"
"Yeah he did and took a few shots then bucked, what a squirrel."

"Ryan squirreled out on us. He said he'd give us a ride since we let him stay the night, but then he never called back."

squirrel by megpigirl May 17, 2009

Squirrel 

n. In opposition to the "Beaver".
Hair on and around the anus and taint region of a man where the hair above the anus would be the "tail" and the hair on the scrotum would be "a mouth full of nuts".

My husband was drying his legs after showering when i walked in. He sure did flash me the squirrel.

Squirrel by Daggermouth July 9, 2010

Squirrel 

A guy who loves to catch a girls nut....who is skinny and sometime annoying

Who is that Squirrel chewing on the earth's nuts

Squirrel by Coco and honey October 4, 2010

squirrel 

Term for a person who does not know when to cross in traffic, or a person who casually walks in front of a moving vehicle with little or no concern.

Origin: A racist joke.
Q - What's the difference between a black person and a squirrel?
A - A squirrel knows when not to cross in traffic.

Note: Contrary to the origin of the joke, a squirrel can be a person of any race, sex, religion, etc.

Example:
I was driving over here and almost hit someone. The stupid squirrel just walked right out in front of my car.

squirrel by RaScarabous October 10, 2011