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Southeast Missouri

So you know how there’s a place called the bottom of the barrel? Well this is the place when the barrel is empty and dry and they decide to squeeze the barrel one last time in an attempt to milk the barrel dry. There’s noone from there and Noone wants to be there. It truly is the Most beautiful place you’ll ever live.
How’d you learn to be good at everything you do?

Oh, well I went to Southeast Missouri state university.
It’s down in Southeast Missouri.
by Riehnbean m January 13, 2022
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American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.

Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.

Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.
Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”

Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.

Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”

Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”

Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”

Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”
by K. C. Austin August 13, 2022
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Southeast Charlie Toe Sucker

Popular among foot fetishists in Atlanta, it's when you get a friend who's name is Charlie (Charles, Chuck, Charlotte, etc.) sucks on your toes and then performs a Cleveland Steamer.
Person 1: Hey, I'm going to Atlanta next week.
Person 2: uh, be careful. Watch out for people giving Southeast Charlie Toe Suckers.
by Chad Tuah November 15, 2024
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The act of a man or group of men simultaneously ejaculating upon the face of another person, blowdrying it, then cracking it with a spoon and eating it.
Yo me and Jerry just hit Becky with that Southeast Cambodian Crème Brûlée, you gotta try dat shit next time!
by Sir Cocktavious The Third January 20, 2026
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Southeastern Oregon

The emptiest area in Oregon with just desert and lonely roads. Also called the Oregon High Desert. Burns and Ontario are in those two big southeast counties, but they're in the northern part of those counties so they're not really in Southeastern Oregon.
Always make sure you have gas in your car before you drive off to the deserts of Southeastern Oregon. There's no civilization there. If you run out of gas, you're fucked.

Careful not to have car trouble there. Getting help will be very difficult to do so.

I want to visit the Alvord Desert and the Pillars of Rome, but the drive takes forever.
by AntiCircumcisionMan November 16, 2025
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sadie southworth

A beautiful women very nice, funny, smart, cool, all a guy needs. When guys look at her there automaticly in love and the guythat gets her is the luckiest person alive and everybody wishes they were that lucky person.
Sadie southworth is the coolest girl
by michaelknight770 July 16, 2014
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Ellie Southwell

The best person you’ll ever meet
Incredibly beautiful
Incredible personality

Beautiful eyes
Fucking beautiful
Immensely funny
The best person ever
OMG I JUST GOT ON THE BUS WITH ELLIE SOUTHWELL
by BOOMBACLART November 7, 2019
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