Used to describe low quality garbage crack cocaine. In other words crack with more baking soda than coke.
by Chi-Chi January 29, 2004
by richard November 02, 2003
an awesome song made by Kim Mitchell. Basically tells everyone to just take'r easy and go for a FUCKING SODAAAAAA
by Troopaloop July 07, 2009
an amazing drink that comes in glass bottles and cans, and many flavors. try green apple. also can be referred to as jesus in a bottle.
stupid myspace whores take pictures of them with empty bottles. :|
hai guyz! look how cool i am with this empty jones soda bottle in my picture! lawl!
hai guyz! look how cool i am with this empty jones soda bottle in my picture! lawl!
by sadiesykes! February 06, 2008
Bro 1: "Dude, what are you guys doin' tonight?"
Bro 2: "Just hanging around, might listen to some DMB, drink some bro sodas. You in?"
Bro 1: "Oh yeah, bro.
Bro 2: "Just hanging around, might listen to some DMB, drink some bro sodas. You in?"
Bro 1: "Oh yeah, bro.
by J. Eklow September 10, 2007
A Bro-soda is not just a beer. A beer becomes a Bro-Soda if and only if
1. The person drinking it is a bro, and
2. He is in the presence of at least one other bro, and
3. There are no females present.
If all three conditions are met, then beer undergoes a transformation. Its existence as bro-soda goes from being merely potential, to full actuality.
Ethics: The term bro-soda should never be used in the company of females. For example, if in the presence of a lady-infested party, one bro says to another bro, "Hey, can you grab me a bro-soda?" then he has alienated all the females in his presence. Then, when the bro is alone with the female, she will bitch and moan, causing the bro to return to bro-night with the need to complain about his lady-bro. This restricts the capacity for bro-night to get to its full potential (which usually involves forgetting about the lady-bros).
1. The person drinking it is a bro, and
2. He is in the presence of at least one other bro, and
3. There are no females present.
If all three conditions are met, then beer undergoes a transformation. Its existence as bro-soda goes from being merely potential, to full actuality.
Ethics: The term bro-soda should never be used in the company of females. For example, if in the presence of a lady-infested party, one bro says to another bro, "Hey, can you grab me a bro-soda?" then he has alienated all the females in his presence. Then, when the bro is alone with the female, she will bitch and moan, causing the bro to return to bro-night with the need to complain about his lady-bro. This restricts the capacity for bro-night to get to its full potential (which usually involves forgetting about the lady-bros).
by Jgerbs9 October 28, 2009
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