lava snakes 

Bowel movement that has warm and runny consistency similar to lava and composition that resembles the snakes of Medusa's hair.

Michael finished the Tai food and knew he would be battling the lava snakes for the next day or two.

lava snakes by tehsnakecharmer May 18, 2017

throw snakes 

To throw a snake is to do something memorable and unexpected. Typically, an impulsive decision is made when a new variable is introduced to a situation. The original plan is then abandoned in pursuit of what is perceived to be the greater adventure.

'Throw snakes' was originally coined by Cracked columnist Chris Bucholz in his article, 'How to Reinvent Yourself During Your First Week at College.' In the article, Bucholz advises a hypothetical student to do more things that are actually fun, and not just time-killing fun. When the student is unsure of this advice, Bucholz rephrases, "Play less video games, and throw more snakes at things."

throw snakes by TeaWithObama July 6, 2017

head full of snakes 

Crazy. Full of issues or other baggage.

Dude, I'd hit that if she didn't have a head full of snakes.

head full of snakes by AdamWozniak September 18, 2007

river snakes 

A skinny person's biceps

Check out that Ethiopian kid's biceps! He's got a mean pair of river snakes.

river snakes by MathosKotso September 6, 2008

flying sex snakes 

1. Extra long lanky penises
2. Also used in a friendly game of tether ball

I am alone in my room and I just got hit in the face with a flying sex snakes

flying sex snakes by Gmy bars December 27, 2013

dueling snakes 

The act where a friend and yourself whip out one's penis and slap it on someone's passed out face at the same time.

Guy 1- "Whoa...John passed out again, wanna give him the dueling snakes...no homo?"

Guy 2- "Sure bro, it's what he gets for drinking the rest of my whiskey anyways"

dueling snakes by lolololol40 January 23, 2011

lock snakes 

When two dudes wrap their flacid members around each other like two ends of a twist tie and wait for them to become erect so they can start bouncin'

My boy can lock snakes so hard, it's like his johnson is jointed.

lock snakes by Just_R June 9, 2018