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Smurf Berry Smash

So .... you'd have to be in doggy style for this particular move.... 🐶 now... timing here is essential, somewhere within easy reach of you is a blueberry pie (Q. Can it be other flavoured pies) (A. NO!) .... when your really in the rhythm and it's all going smooth you grab the pie, pull out, smash into her anus which in turn will force her to rear her head upwards .... now you have to act fast..... get the pie in front of her... grab her by the back of the head and smash her downwards face first into the pie! Thus completing your smurf berry smash!
by SkidmarkPony November 9, 2016
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Smurfzone

A Smurfzone in CS:GO are ranks that got fucked up by smurfs. Here's how it happens. A smurf makes a new account or deranks on purpose and doesn't let actual silvers win. Therefore, silver's have to become better than the smurfs to rankup, but then they become part of the smurfzone cycle. They take the smurf's place. So for short, smurfzone is a range of ranks (usually from silver 1 to silver 4) that are more difficult to play on than on the higher ranks, such as gold nova.
Person 1: Yo you're so good at CS:GO, how are you still silver 2?
Person 2: Smurfzone...
by KNEIV July 28, 2020
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smurffsexual

1. You find blue skinned guys/girls attractive. Tbh you must be really weird, if you do that. ;-;
2. You find small guys/girls attractive, and you often crush on them.
1. That smuff with white hat and pants is super attractive.

2. That small guy over there is so hot. I must be smurffsexual
by tropi-auntie November 7, 2020
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Mexi-Smurf

A Mexican that is short, generally under 5' 2", and does not qualify to be called midget or dwarf.

A Mexican that looks like a smurf!
My best friend is so short I call her Mexi-Smurf!
by Trencitas January 26, 2011
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Jedi Surfs

Jedi Surfs the famous surfing dog. An Australian Kelpie who loves the water. He is an entertainer, and super cute.
Wow check out that dog! It's Jedi Surfs!
Who's that surf dog? It's Jedi Surfs!

Isn't Jedi Surfs cute?
by Dinokid July 14, 2013
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Mira the Smurf

Mira’s the most beautiful, smart, absolutely amazing and (rarely) funny person you’ll ever meet. She has a pretty face, pretty smile and the best hair I’ve ever seen, and she literally perfect physically, But she’s like the height of a fun sized snicker bar. She likes cats (ik disgusting), sometimes only responds with an emoji and She has a terrible music taste for the most part but other than that she’s cool.
Me without Mira the Smurf : * life boring and dull*

Me with Mira the Smurf : *enjoyable and more fun*
by Mira’s Husband February 19, 2023
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dirty smurf

The act of heaftily packing your significant others anus with blueberries, and proceeding to fuck her until your cock turns blue.
Man 1 - Yo brah i gave my lady a dirty smurf last week and my cocks still blue.
Man 2 - Go with christ brah, go with christ.
by nate.dawg October 3, 2008
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