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Johnny Slapping

The art of ejaculating into a condom then blowing it up like a balloon before creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim and bursting it in their face, hopefully covering them in your hot juice
Fred: "this guy was pissing me off yesterday so I ended up Johnny slapping him right in the chops"
by Benedict Maher March 10, 2009
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slaking

Slaking: Wooing with the intention to bed. Flirting outrageously and overtly.

A variant of slake, meaning: To satisfy (a craving); quench: slaked
Mike took slaking to an extreme when he started licking the arm of the girl he was dancing with.

Chantal, slaking with Chuck, leaned forward while grabbing his thigh.
by Dan Meneley February 3, 2006
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slapping bitches

A new recreation that has recently become very popular in the recent generations of teenagers and men in their 20's.

In today's world, respect and power reigns supreme. As women have gained rights, they have begun to take advantage of their status as individuals and have begun to demand things like equality and jobs. These women think they have souls and are beginning to demand that men cater to their every whim. There are times when a woman is yelling at your face and becomes very annoying. In situations like these, the best solution is simply to slap the bitch. This is where the term bitch slap originated.

Unfortunately, we live in a dark time and these women have become more demanding than ever. Bitch slapping has become a recreation.
Josh: Hey, what's Rob doing tonight?
Sam: Oh, he's slapping bitches.
by Brandon King September 7, 2005
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taint slapping

When a guy opens his stance then thrusts his hips back and forth, slapping his butt with his penis and balls.
Girl 1: "I just watched Big Brother 9, and i must admit that 'Crazy James' is smoking hot"
Girl 2: "He doesn't do it for me, but his taint slapping was wicked though, he must have a large penis to do that and slap his ass with it"
by Lise Reed February 26, 2008
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Slapping the monkey

It is a procedure that involves whacking ones genitals for pleasure and for escaping the boredom of routine life.
Viren Naidu believes in slapping the monkey after a hard days night before he retires for the day.
by Kunal Guha September 22, 2005
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Snaping

Kind of a cross between snapping and sniping at someone, must be delivered in a manner akin to Hogwarts legend and all around sex bomb, Professor Severus Snape.
Girl 1- "And then we went to McDonalds and then we went to the cinema and then-"

Girl 2- "Perhaps if you paid more attention to your work and less to your little friends, your potion might not have the consistency of stewed prunes Mr Potterrrr- 10000000 points from Gryffindor!"

Girl 1- "Eh? Stop your Snaping!"

Girl 2- "Expelliarmus!"
by Rubyx4 February 16, 2010
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Slapping high fives with my pillow

Going to bed with palm rested on pillow.

While at the same time you're consequently giving the pillow a high five all night long!
I am so exhausted! Tonight, I will be slapping high fives with my pillow!
by Johnathan Angelo Rosa Jr. April 4, 2009
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