The art of ejaculating into a condom then blowing it up like a balloon before creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim and bursting it in their face, hopefully covering them in your hot juice
by Benedict Maher March 10, 2009
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A variant of slake, meaning: To satisfy (a craving); quench: slaked
A variant of slake, meaning: To satisfy (a craving); quench: slaked
Mike took slaking to an extreme when he started licking the arm of the girl he was dancing with.
Chantal, slaking with Chuck, leaned forward while grabbing his thigh.
Chantal, slaking with Chuck, leaned forward while grabbing his thigh.
by Dan Meneley February 3, 2006
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A new recreation that has recently become very popular in the recent generations of teenagers and men in their 20's.
In today's world, respect and power reigns supreme. As women have gained rights, they have begun to take advantage of their status as individuals and have begun to demand things like equality and jobs. These women think they have souls and are beginning to demand that men cater to their every whim. There are times when a woman is yelling at your face and becomes very annoying. In situations like these, the best solution is simply to slap the bitch. This is where the term bitch slap originated.
Unfortunately, we live in a dark time and these women have become more demanding than ever. Bitch slapping has become a recreation.
In today's world, respect and power reigns supreme. As women have gained rights, they have begun to take advantage of their status as individuals and have begun to demand things like equality and jobs. These women think they have souls and are beginning to demand that men cater to their every whim. There are times when a woman is yelling at your face and becomes very annoying. In situations like these, the best solution is simply to slap the bitch. This is where the term bitch slap originated.
Unfortunately, we live in a dark time and these women have become more demanding than ever. Bitch slapping has become a recreation.
by Brandon King September 7, 2005
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Girl 1: "I just watched Big Brother 9, and i must admit that 'Crazy James' is smoking hot"
Girl 2: "He doesn't do it for me, but his taint slapping was wicked though, he must have a large penis to do that and slap his ass with it"
Girl 2: "He doesn't do it for me, but his taint slapping was wicked though, he must have a large penis to do that and slap his ass with it"
by Lise Reed February 26, 2008
Get the taint slapping mug.It is a procedure that involves whacking ones genitals for pleasure and for escaping the boredom of routine life.
by Kunal Guha September 22, 2005
Get the Slapping the monkey mug.Kind of a cross between snapping and sniping at someone, must be delivered in a manner akin to Hogwarts legend and all around sex bomb, Professor Severus Snape.
Girl 1- "And then we went to McDonalds and then we went to the cinema and then-"
Girl 2- "Perhaps if you paid more attention to your work and less to your little friends, your potion might not have the consistency of stewed prunes Mr Potterrrr- 10000000 points from Gryffindor!"
Girl 1- "Eh? Stop your Snaping!"
Girl 2- "Expelliarmus!"
Girl 2- "Perhaps if you paid more attention to your work and less to your little friends, your potion might not have the consistency of stewed prunes Mr Potterrrr- 10000000 points from Gryffindor!"
Girl 1- "Eh? Stop your Snaping!"
Girl 2- "Expelliarmus!"
by Rubyx4 February 16, 2010
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While at the same time you're consequently giving the pillow a high five all night long!
While at the same time you're consequently giving the pillow a high five all night long!
by Johnathan Angelo Rosa Jr. April 4, 2009
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