sippin penis

The term dates back to a camping outing in the late 80's where a friend of "House" (whom we called "Elvis") was having an inebriated conversation in which blowjobs (oral sex) was compared with whiskey. The analogy stated that you can have quick, nasty oral sex such as a quicky blowjob in a public restroom or in your car and that compares with the cheap, off-brands of whiskey which you also drink hastily and "chug" down. On the other hand, you have the finer, more desireable blowjobs where you are much more relaxed, take your time and truly enjoy the whole sexual experience much more, such as one done privately with some extremely hot girl you are dating. In turn, this compares with the finer, more expensive, quality bourbons which are poured into nice snifters or tumblers and sipped slowly at a special time and enjoyed much more- such as with fine Kentucky sipping whiskey. At this point someone asked "Elvis" if this meant that a quality blowjob meant you had a "sipping penis" and the group consensus was yes, indeed. A fine, quality blowjob was indicative of a "sipping penis". Of course, when "Elvis" used the term with his southern drawl, it was soon emulated with the spelling "sippin" and the penis term likewise pronounced in accord with the dialect.

Jennifer and I went on vacation. We spent the weekend in her folks' cabin and while watching the sun set on the porch, she gave me a knob job. Man, that was the best BJ I've ever had... she was truly sippin' penis!

by Frank Klaune December 16, 2004

sippin my kool aid

to be all up on someone's girl when hes right there

after he hits on ur girl you bring him outside, kick the crap out of him, and grab him by the hair and say dont be sippin my kool aid.

by notcoolatall October 21, 2005

simin cooper

simin cooper uses here kettle to smite her enemys and is the godess of kettles.

omg i hate simin cooper *smack* omg i have just been smited by her kettle

by wor simin January 13, 2009

No Simping Saturday’s

This includes not talking to a female. If you are caught you will get told what to text her or snap her. In exchanging this the boys can’t roast you or josh you.

Luke: Even thought its No simping Saturdays but can I have a pass

(No Simping Saturday’s) No

The boys: Fuck no bro. Who the hell do you think you are. Females aren’t it on Saturday’s. The audacity to ask for our approval on Saturday

by Lil Bit6969 April 16, 2020

razor-siping

Manufactured lateral slices in the sole of a shoe which flex open when walking. Usually extant to provide wet-surface traction.

Keen footwear, New Balance footwear, and Vibram FiveFingers all have razor-siping on their soles.

by Evan Sharp May 16, 2008

Ty Simpkins

Ty Keegan Simpkins (born August 6, 2001) is an American actor. His notable film credits include the supernatural horror Insidious (2011), its sequel Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013) and Jurassic World (2015). He is also known for his appearances in the Marvel Cinematic Universe as Harley Keener in Iron Man 3 (2013) and Avengers: Endgame (2019). His elder sibling is actor Ryan Simpkins.

Source: Wikipedia

Yes, Ty Simpkins is also known as Iron Man 3 Kid.

by The Walking Psychopath January 2, 2022

steady sippin'

the act of sippin at a steady pace in order to continue sippin all day and sometimes all evening as you people watch (preferably fine ladies) and you realize the world keeps rotating as people go about their business as you see them go to and from class, to and from the gym, and to and from the library, and when they come back late at night....youre still sippin. Bleezies are usually involved and it usually goes down on sunny days. grillin is not required but encouraged.

bro1: dang foo, you've been steady sippin' all day??
bro2: aaayyuuuuup
bro1: go to class foo
bro2: maybe

by BtownTweeka August 17, 2009