Spocking

To Perfrom the Vulcan Salute and insert it into anothers fanny and anus at the same time.

I gave her a rite good spocking, you know two in the pink and two in the stink.

by Geoffry marshall shaw March 27, 2008

snocking

The process of purchasing socks and snacks in one transaction.

Socks + Snacks = snocking

by Buzzy Boo June 4, 2007

Socking

Or to be socked. The act of surprising unsuspecting prey by suddenly appearing wearing a sock to covers one's genitalia. The act of socking is restricted to males only. It is especially effective when used to wake a sleeping victim.

Person 1: I totally socked that girl this morning.
Person 2: She'll have socking flashbacks for a year.

by emo defines February 4, 2010

shucking oyster

to take a girls virginity, playing on the slang word for vagina as a "clam": meaning cracking that pussy open and indulging in the inner beauty of the female body.

Jordan- what ever happened with that girl last night?
Mackie- I totally shucked her oyster.

shucking oyster

by Mackieroni July 9, 2011

Fish net stockings

Stockings made out of fish net that wokes a woman look really hot and sexy. Makes you horney.

Kathy makes me horney in those fish net stockings.

by Deep blue 2012 November 12, 2009

Stocking Stuffer

Do a girl in the poop chute and, at any point, stuff your nuts in there too

The best time to do the stocking stuff is during ejaculation

by Pimpin Is My Lifestyle March 30, 2005

stocking stuffer

a transvestite, transexual, cross dresser

I was in such a k-hole last night I had no iea that chick i went home with was actually a stocking stuffer.

by jerk jiggler February 19, 2005