Shitty vagina is a rare and devastating occurrence which in most cases is when a guy spends all night pumping drinks in to a girl at the bar until reaching the girls approval for late night drunken sex only to get her to his place to find out that he got her so drunk she shit her pants and as we all know dumb whores love tight clothing so tight in fact that it pushes the shit from her ass hole across the taint and strait in to the vagina there fore creating a shitty vagina
guy 1: so i spent all night get this girl drunk at the bar last night
guy 2: yeah how did that go
guy 1: great till i got her home
guy 2: what why you got her to your place
guy 1: yeah but i threw her on the bed and ripped her pants off and there it was a shitty vagina
guy 2: uh gross
guy 2: yeah how did that go
guy 1: great till i got her home
guy 2: what why you got her to your place
guy 1: yeah but i threw her on the bed and ripped her pants off and there it was a shitty vagina
guy 2: uh gross
by censae January 15, 2011
Assuming a "long" position will "succeed" despite a brokers "short" position in the "same instrument" sold to them. SHITTY TRANSACTION
What a SHITTY DEAL for TAXPAYERS.
by INSIDESPIN April 27, 2010
by T&C July 07, 2006
A sexual move when a male inserts his penis into a female's brown eye, then proceeds to titty fuck the lady, leaving remnants of shit from her own ass on her chest.
I gave Shannon a shitty titty and then kicked her ass out because she had her own shit all over her tits.
by Joey P. and BLaX August 27, 2006
by Kjman February 21, 2015
This is another name for City College of New York, a lousy cheap ghetto college in Harlem made out of shit. When walking through the college campus, you will probably step on a pile of monkey shit or get mugged because it is that bad. Everything at shitty college is broken because the college cant afford to fix anything.
Shitty college has the worse academic standards than a community college would have. The college has lots of homeless students and lots of mentally ill and mentally disabled people who are very psycho and do lots of cocaine. The students can't write a paragraph or solve a physics problem there without going into a total meltdown. Oh and this college is ugly.
Shitty college has lots of black squirrels and monkeys though.
Shitty college has the worse academic standards than a community college would have. The college has lots of homeless students and lots of mentally ill and mentally disabled people who are very psycho and do lots of cocaine. The students can't write a paragraph or solve a physics problem there without going into a total meltdown. Oh and this college is ugly.
Shitty college has lots of black squirrels and monkeys though.
My sister went to shitty college in Harlem and now she is homeless. She should have went to Columbia University.
by Bryan Milk May 05, 2016
1. When someone rubs their ass-crack up and down a guy's boner. Similar to a titty fuck, except using the ass. Not to be confused with anal sex.
2. Poor quality sexual intercourse.
2. Poor quality sexual intercourse.
1. I wouldn't mind a shitty fuck from J-Lo while I sit in this chair.
2. That was a shitty fuck I had with Jessica in the changeroom, because she was tired and uninterested (I was the 3rd guy she banged today), and some creep was peaking at us.
2. That was a shitty fuck I had with Jessica in the changeroom, because she was tired and uninterested (I was the 3rd guy she banged today), and some creep was peaking at us.
by Bango Bett September 21, 2005