Sharon

A woman usually over 50 who goes into a restroom right after someone has done a number 2, intentionally, to sniff for gratification.

She is such a Sharon

by Sharonable June 7, 2021

Sharon

a cutie pattotie, that tries a bit. VERY VERY INNOVATIVE. has a fat ass. SMALL HANDS perfect for holding hands. looking for marriage.

OMGGGGG i love being a sharon

by bootyyeah123 July 5, 2021

sharon

the karen of karens

Shut up Sharon.

Sharoooonn *in a mocking tone

by falcons12 August 14, 2022

Sharon

A semi-advanced AI program, designed to portray a young female. Her logic unit is often prone to malfunction, leading to her saying things that are incomprehensible or impossible. Reigning queen of the stupid list.

Person 1: "Oh no it's raining."
Sharon: "Imagine if every time it rained people didn't wear clothes."
Person 2: "Someone call IT, Sharon's malfunctioning again"

by Justamedstudent April 30, 2022

Sharon

Name of a female who is really good at ditching her friends and ghosting them. Never texts back and is a total flaker. Will always cancel hang-outs and events last-minute for no reason. Has tendencies to shove her own mother down the stairs.

Is Sharon coming this time?
No, she canceled again last minute.
Ugh, she's such a flaker.

by KanraStar September 24, 2022

Sharon hill n*ggas

The finest niggas in the southeast delco who can really fight and most popular, but they really ain’t shit ya ass would be crying

Person one: which ones are the 4’s up
Person two: the Sharon hill n*ggas
Person three: Sharon hill n*ggas forever they fine asf

by anonymous January 4, 2022

Sharon

Sharon is a sweet and nice soul, she's made of gold and honestly, she's one of a kind. no one can compare to Sharon, she's really cute, she looks beautiful and has the prettiest eyes ever, I don't know about every Sharon in the world but I know this much about mine. I'm never letting my Sharon go, my girl's gonna be mine and mine only. forever, I suggest you keep your Sharon yours too.

xxx: damn Sharon is beautiful
yyy: yeah, I've heard she's the kindest person in this school!

by LesVIan January 22, 2022