Valentine's Day

because love isn't quite complicated enough as it is.

used in an xkcd.com comic

Man, I don't know what to get my girlfriend for Valentine's Day. It's all just bullshit for the profit of card companies anyway.

by omfgmango January 12, 2009

valengine's day

what men call Valentine's Day when they expect to get laid at the end of the evening.

Travis: "I pulled out all the stops for my girl this Valentine's Day, I am soooo getting laid tonight!"
John: "Nice bro, sounds like you're going to celebrate Valengine's Day!"
Travis: "Totes!"

by GlazeHer January 26, 2014

Valentine's Day

Seems like an important world holiday, but it's just a big load of bullshit, where companies profit off of those people who are insane enough to buy their girlfriend/spouse $400 Digital Cameras or iPods. On this day, your romantic abilities are proportional to the size of your bank account.

Also known to make single people more depressed and angry. One of the stupidest holidays of our pop culture that just encourages thoughtless relationships and big spending.

Symbolizes everything that is wrong and superficial about our culture today.

Jim: OMG Valentine's Day is tomorrow!!!!!
Joey: That's nice.
Jim: I'm going to buy my girlfriend a new phone, and jewelry, and money, and gift cards, and candy, and a new car, and...
Joey: I may be single, but if I wasn't, I would appreciate my girlfriend for the whole year, not just for one day in February.

by l1011tristar17 February 9, 2010

Fatha's Day

The most confusing day in a Niggas life.

I always be trippin on Fatha's Day cause I don't who he be. *cries tough like a real G*

by Psychobillypimpstyle January 27, 2003

I'm So Over Valentine's Day

A phrase screen printed on a t-shirt that a divorced woman wears in February if she was dumb enough to get married on Valentine's Day.

I was married in Las Vegas on February 14th and now that I am divorced, which ruined that holiday; I wear my favorite t-shirt that says, I'm So Over Valentine's Day.

by NonnaK March 1, 2011

St. Patrick's Day Eve

Drinking the night before St. Patrick's Day.

Erika, unable to wait for St. Patrick's Day, spent St. Patrick's Day Eve downing shots and drinking beer at the local Irish Pub.

by Soe302 March 18, 2009

Scholar's Day

A day given off to students at the College at Brockport. Students engage in many drinking activities including, but not limited to, kegstands, funnels, beer pong, dizzy bat, etc. Basically a Wednesday off to get as shit faced as possible.

Everyone got so fucked up on Scholar's Day, I don't think many people remember it.

by Smizzy7 April 26, 2011