Scadding's

The ghettoest house at UCC, Mo'fucka.

I'm from scads and I do weed.

by Scadman101 October 3, 2004

straddler

A straddler is someone who rides or "straddles" the cock
not to be confussed with a smuggler who keeps it all on the inside.

A straddler is more than happy to have everone know he/she has just been for a ride on the ridgid rod of cock.
The style of the resulting walk can usually be used as an indication of the amount of time recently spend in the knob saddle.

note: this usually applies to gay men.

what's with the funny walk? are you a straddler?
you are nothing but a limp wristed cock straddler.
well hello Nigel do you fancy a bit of a straddle?

by cockstar2 June 29, 2011

Scadding

Noun: To be in a state of such extreme fright, that one carries out a dirty protest in the back of a police car.

Verb: Finding an inexpensive place to sleep, due to excessive alcohol consumed.

I was 'Scadding' last night - woke up on a bench with soiled trousers. Comatose Tramp Incontinent Pikey

by Frost Icing June 10, 2013

cock straddler

1)One who only has sex on top.
2)Another way of calling someone a homosexual

person 1)That kid is always on my nerves.
person 2)Yeah you can really tell he's going to grow up to be a cock straddler.

by Steven and the full effect November 12, 2007

straddle

Noun; Appalachian American Term defining the southern most portion of one's torso.

"You shant never pick nobody up by their straddle."

by I don't care January 20, 2006

Straddle

To beat the shit out of someone so hard that their limbs bend in weird angles

OH MY FUCKING GOD, JUST LET ME STRADDLE HIM RIGHT NOW

by userhandlegoeshere October 10, 2022

Polish Straddle

In finance, a Polish Straddle is an investment strategy involving the purchase/sale of particular option derivatives and/or shares that completely cancel each other out.

W: I'm long 500 shares of BAC at $7 and short 5 call options with a strike price of $7.

A: So you're net long 0 shares.

W: ... ... ... Doh!

A: Ahh the Polish Straddle strikes again!

by The Polish Straddler August 28, 2011