Sweaty scab

Another way to describe a disgusting, rancid and unattractive person. A sweaty scab is typically morbidly obese.

My next door neighbour is a proper sweaty scab.

by WagwanPiftTing July 18, 2017

cunt scab

the grossest thing you could ever find on a vagina. its the solidified discharge forming on the outside of the lips.

causes of the cunt scab could be one or all of the following
- prolonged fucking
- neglecting to bathe the pussy
- frequent daydreaming about david hasselhoff causing you to glaze your seat, not cleaning it up and letting it dry as a hard, white crust, resembling feta cheese

treatment of the cunt scab is easy. simply sit in a warm tub and rip it off quickly - like a bandaid. you don't want it getting caught in the hair.

also, cunt scab can be used as an insult.

man that was a sweet orgy. too bad for tina though... she's gonna have major cunt scabs.

**tina sits down** "ouch!"
craig - "hey tina what's wrong?"
tina - "damn i think my cunt scab just ripped off!!"

teacher: "okay put away your books, time for a pop quiz"
tommy: "fuckin' cunt scab"

by stephen cummings January 20, 2006

Skeet Scab

After ejaculation, a skeet scab is when semen dries up on the tip of the penis creating a plug at the urethra. This blockage while urinating is similar to when one puts their thumb over a garden hose while the water is on. If the urinator is careless about their skeet scab, he will be forced to decide which stream of pee will be best to aim in the toilet bowl because of its thickness in stream, while the other streams go everywhere but inside the toilet bowl.

Roommate 1: Dude, why is their piss all over the mirror and toilet paper?

Roommate 2: Oh, sorry bro.... After a long night of much ejaculation, I forgot to pick my skeet scab when I went pee this morning. It shot in several different directions all at once and I didn't know what to do!

by CAPIETAN August 21, 2012

cunt scab

a wound on the vaginal area of a woman that has been injured and has formed a scab. this often occures after overuse of the vagina, from either excessive masturbation or by prostitution.

i was going to fuck sally but i spread her legs and she had a nasty cuntscab. I turned her over and did her a donkey punch instead.

by Doc joseph July 15, 2008

Shit Scab

The formation of platelets due to oversized excrement.

I was on the shitter so long last night that it made a shit scab.

by JaymsieM_73 January 19, 2009

Patio scab

The white equivalent to a Porch Monkey. Also known as a Driveway Drinker. Commonly found in suburban neighborhoods watching children play but pounding beers.

Hey patio scab, stop polishing your Harley and get me a beer

by froggy49 April 18, 2009

butt scab

An individual you find extremely annoying and hard to get rid of.

Get out of my face you butt scab!

by Mindy February 13, 2005