Blind Sailor

When a man climaxes into his partners eye then punches them in the other Eye. Leading to the illusion that the partner not only has an eye patch but a squint as well.

I blind sailored that bitch so hard she's on her way to davy jones' locker

by Captian Mikey March 20, 2008

Lost Sailor

This glorious act is when one's rage supersedes one's sensibility. Said person will clog up the sink in the restroom with whatever material is available. Then said person will drop a foul shit directly into the sink full of water. Said shit is left for the next person to witness.

Holy fuck, someone left the lost sailor in the work bathroom sink. I think it was Tony.

by fecus January 10, 2013

sailor uniform

Also known as a seifuku. A cute and attractive uniform worn by Japanese girls.

Yuki wears a sailor uniform.

by ToasterStroodles June 1, 2016

Sailor Surprise

A mixture of period blood and semen. Usually a stain of some sort. Named because of "seamen"'s likeness to semen.

She was having her period, so I raw-dogged her and now I've got a Sailor Surprise on my sheets.

by MattyLight21 January 31, 2008

Sailor's Pole

The act of sticking a metal pole up a person's ass while dressed in a sailor outfit.

John Fajit wants to give Alexis a nice Sailor's Pole, but she wants it from Daniel instead...

by SoppingOyster January 19, 2014

Sailor Stew

A concoction created from any combonation of things to be used in any sentence involving anything.

Carter's mom loved my Sailor Stew last night.

by lolwilllol April 14, 2008

hole sailor

A hole sailor is a fierce pirate who unlike a wholesaler, sails the world in search for the booty hole.

My god, Sharon is dating a total hole sailor again.

by XxHoleSailor69xX June 28, 2017