Lost Sailor

This glorious act is when one's rage supersedes one's sensibility. Said person will clog up the sink in the restroom with whatever material is available. Then said person will drop a foul shit directly into the sink full of water. Said shit is left for the next person to witness.

Holy fuck, someone left the lost sailor in the work bathroom sink. I think it was Tony.

by fecus January 10, 2013

Sailor Surprise

A mixture of period blood and semen. Usually a stain of some sort. Named because of "seamen"'s likeness to semen.

She was having her period, so I raw-dogged her and now I've got a Sailor Surprise on my sheets.

by MattyLight21 January 31, 2008

Sailor Stew

A concoction created from any combonation of things to be used in any sentence involving anything.

Carter's mom loved my Sailor Stew last night.

by lolwilllol April 14, 2008

messy sailor

A play on the stranger, in which the participant drops trow and places himself appropriately on a toilet bowl and then defecates. The participant then places his off-hand (the hand which he or she is not accustomed to wiping with) under his ass cheek until the blood in the hand has been restricted and the hand becomes numb. Unlike the stranger, the participant is not buffing the banana, but rather, attempts to wipe his ass with the numbed off-hand. If feces comes in direct contact through poor coordination or toilet paper misplacement, then the participant has become "messy sailor'd" and thus loses.

After tag-teaming Chavo's sister in the Home and Garden section, Jimbo and Pickles went to the K-Mart bathroom stalls and played a rousing game of messy sailor. Jimbo lost.

by Ginz June 23, 2008

sailor's hat

An intact foreskin on an uncircumcised males penis.

I totally zipped my sailor's hat in my fly while we where out drinking last night!

by BadMedicine December 9, 2008

Sailor's Pole

The act of sticking a metal pole up a person's ass while dressed in a sailor outfit.

John Fajit wants to give Alexis a nice Sailor's Pole, but she wants it from Daniel instead...

by SoppingOyster January 19, 2014

Musty Sailor

The sexual act of a women who has not bathed in 3-5 days, then after intercourse she squirts in her partners face, enough to simulate a musty sea breeze.

George: “Hey Michael, you smell kinda bad, what happened last night?”
Michael: “Veronica gave me a Musty Sailor last night.”

by ohc@ptainmyc@ptain October 16, 2018