sag rule

The basic rule for determining if a girl's boobs have an overlap of boob and chest due to large size, or due to aging, aka "sagging."

The rule is as follows:

If, when laying naked on her back, with arms stretched up, there is overlap of boob and chest, then said boobs sag. If not, then any overlap when standing is due to large size.
-Dude, is that chick sagging?
-Nah man, I got with her the other day. She passes the sag rule. Those boobs are just huge.
-Good call dude.
by sagmaster December 07, 2010
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sag-bags

Sad looking low hanging breastticles. So low that you can throw it over your shoulder or tie it in a knot. Looks similar to a deflated balloon.
Mother sees Father, "Nice Christmas tree!'I see the balls are only there for decoration."
Father, "Nice sag-bags, I see the nips are just there for decoration."
by Batman's left toe October 20, 2021
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Sag meat

Noun: A woman's bits that have succumbed to gravity, old age, or too many cowgirl rides.
sag meat, vagina, cunt, koos, beef curtains, labia

An example of proper usage: "Hey, Doc. Come check out my sag meat".
by potatoesoriley January 26, 2012
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mish-SAG

Noun. "Missionary slide-and-glide". A sexual position in which, while having intercourse in the missionary position, a man leans forward, pushes the woman's knees as far as he can toward her head, and carefully slides out the northern pass, gently down, and into the south tunnel. (NOTE: Be sure to achieve maximum lubrication from the northern pass before attempting this fluid maneuver.)
She didn't wanna take it in the ass, but after a couple Hurricanes and a daiquiri, I took her to the bedroom and got in the booty using the old Mish-SAG trick.
by Bubster March 05, 2004
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sag nuts

1)When the nuts of a man start to sag because he is getting to old to have nice none saggy nuts
2)When your ex-boyfriend starts going out with your bestfriend, this man is sag nuts.
Jamie-You wouldnt believe what just happened
Lauren-What? Tell me!
Jamie-My ex-boyfriend and my best friend are together.
Lauren-O my gosh, what a sag nuts
by fly_by July 17, 2008
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Sag Space

The space between the top of your belt line and the bottom of your shirt, allowing you to sag appropriately without anyone seeing your boxers/briefs/what have you.
Jamarcus: Oh snap, this shirt is long as Hell! I have tons of sag space!
by KerrRocksRed September 16, 2010
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Sag Bags

"Damn, those are some sag bags."
"Please tell me you aren't checking out my grandma?"
by Mako3 August 21, 2008
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