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muddy russian

1/3 Kahlua (Rum and Coffee Liqueur)
1/3 Smirnoff (Triple Distilled 100 Proof Vodka)
1/3 Starbucks (Vanilla Frappuccino Chilled Coffee Drink)

*Served Chilled or 2-3 Ice Cubes, Shaken or Stirred. Take care!
On Christmas Eve, I decided to have a Muddy Russian beverage.
by Mister-_-McGill April 3, 2016
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pet russian

Firstly, I can’t believe you dipshits didn’t have pet Russian on here. Basically, pet Russian likes to play with Russian weapons, squat, sustain himself off ammunition etc. he Was a large meme through late 2019 to pretty much right now. So the joke is you say come here my pet Russian, and it like squat runs up to you and wants ammo. As in...
Guy: COME HEEERREEE MY PET RUSSIAN

Pet Russian: *squat runs up to you, AK47 in hand and begs for 7.62
by The Texan Pennsylvanian November 28, 2020
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Bill Nye The Russian Spy

Bill Nye The Russian Spy refers to the covert identity of the children's television show host Bill Nye. Bill Nye was born Bogdan Nikolaev to Russians Elena and Janko in 1955. At just twelve years old, Bogdan was at the top of his class and was therefore forced to join the KGB academy. Upon his graduation from the KGB academy in 1975, it was decided Bogdan's talents would be best used to turn the American youth against their leaders. Bogdan defected to the West with his secret mission and Americanized his name to Bill Nye in 1977. Bogdan held odd jobs while working toward making a television show: the best medium to reach the lazy American youth. Bogdan was trained in

the subtle art of backwards speaking and subliminal messaging in the KGB academy, episodes of his show contain hidden messages when played backwards such as “Communism rules” and “Failure is a property of capitalism”. Studies have shown that watching Bill Nye The Science Guy creates radical ideas like disbanding the free market and living off of potatoes and vodka. Unfortunately, a CIA training class was rewinding an episode of Bill Nye when they discovered his secret backwards talking mind control technique in 1997. Bogdan threatened to let slip that the then 1st lady was secretly bi-sexual, so it was agreed that Bogdan would end the show in 1998 and refrain from making manipulative films while living free in the United States. To this day, all of Bogdan’s programs are reverse checked by the CIA.
"Bro, let's blaze up to Bill Nye the Science Guy."
"Totally, but he's actually a Russian spy, Bill Nye The Russian Spy."
"Sick."
by B-radicalman October 9, 2021
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rassoodocks

Russian word for "brain". Used in "A Clockwork Orange" to mean "mind"
"We were trying to make up our rassoodocks with what to do with the evening" (ref: A Clockwork Orange)
by TJ Murray May 18, 2008
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Russell Coight

A beloved Aussie icon who represents what it means to be a true blue Aussie. He regualrly fucks things up attempting to perefect the art of Australian bushcraft.
Russell Coight Quotes:

"Captain Cooks fleet could well of met a watery grave or even drowned"

"Meanwhile on the ground a mob of emus can be seen grazing....
Emus tend to travel in pairs or sometimes alone or in groups, and feed mainly at night or during the day"

"I gained most of my vast knowledge of the outback from my father Russell Coight Snr, who taught me everything I know before he died from a combination of a self-inflicted axe wound, sunstroke, and snake-bite."

"Out here, survival is the name of the game. Only it's not a game; it's deadly serious."

"Some of the animals are nocturnal, so the best time to see them is at night. Only you can't see them, because it's dark."

" Feel's good to be on the road again, feels like a drug, not an illegal drug a good drug, not that drugs are good there bad, this drug is a driving drug, not a speed one*pauses*, I'm on a natural high..."
by Russ26456875467 October 18, 2012
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Crazy Russian Hacker

The purest human being ever. Makes reviews of kitchen gadgects, keeps bees, showed us how to peel an egg the Яцssiаи way and let his dogs walk him once
“Yo have you seen Crazy Russian Hacker’s new video?”
“Nah why”
“Yoo he tests more gadjecgs”
“Yooo”
by hugh chungus March 22, 2018
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russian walking

In Counter-Strike, hitting timed crouches while running; it produces a silent run/walk.
The 1337 nubsauce was russian walking and then pr0ceeded to lame me with awp.
by KEichler February 12, 2008
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