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why is that duck running away

Because you're holding a shotgun and a condom you caring redneck duck murdering bastard
Why is that duck running away
The duck is running away because the horny redneck was going to rape and cook it.
by moocow52 May 12, 2015
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running wild

A totaly awesome german speed/heavy metal band dating back to -81 with a pirate theme. Their frontman is Rock n Rolf Kasparek. They are still active.
The name "Rock n Rolfs" is so cool.
by Marcus April 25, 2005
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Runners runs

The explosive, and sometimes satisfying, diarrhea one experiences after completing some form of running event, excluding short sprints. Side effects may include burning, itching, or destroyed anus, and/or required decommission of toilet and bathroom for an extended period of time
"Hey, great job on that 5K, want to go hang out with the team?"
"No man, I got a bad case of Runners runs, I'll catch up with you in a bit."

"Are you done in there?"
"Yeah, but you might want some Febreze or matches, I had a bad case of Runners runs."
"What the hell man..."
"Sorry"
by jewfish910 January 27, 2012
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runny fart

A fart that sounds like you have shit watery poo into your pants although they remain dry. Almost a shart.
Faz: Fuck me Jamie that sounded like u shit yourself lad!!!!

Jamie: No mate, was just a runny fart!!
by S'portJ November 20, 2013
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What people say they were doing when accused of, or suspected of, smoking weed
Teacher: Why are you late? And why do you smell like marijuana?

Student: I was running through a field of berries.
by BrayDawg November 13, 2014
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Running in flipflops

'I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night'.
'Why?'
'Lesbian housemates were having sex. Sounded like someone running in flipflops'.
by Sadpastie August 20, 2016
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