royston roulette

from royston,an area in glasgow where young males stab a packet of condoms with a pin and then take one each and go and find a young lady to have sex with.the loser of the game is the one who ejaculates into the pierced condom and becomes a father,usually around sixteen years of age.

this is borin man,cmon we'll have a game of royston roulette

by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

Oral Roulette

A game of roulette, similar to Dagenham Roulette, but not really, not at all.

A game featuring one male (Hopefully) and as many females as you can find.
Each girl takes a turn sucking the guys dick for a short period of time, usually just as far as she can and then stops, while all the other girlss try to stimulate the male causing him to ejaculate into her mouth, thus making her the loser

Also known as French Roulette

We tried to play Oral Roulette last night at the party.
We got down the line from Becky to Sarah, but by the time we got to Chelsey, Melinda had her boobs all over my face and I couldn't hold it anymore.

Chelsey lost. I won. :D

by Horny Zombie October 5, 2009

movie roulette

Going to the next available movie no matter what the movie is. Very dangerous, but potentially very rewarding, because you usually don't have a chance to read up on the film beforehand, adding to the newness and risk.

--Hey, you doing anything? Let's play movie roulette!
--Bra, no way! Last time we did that we ended up seeing Gigli. I ain't doing that again.
--Yeah, but we might get an Ingmar Bergman flick, too.
--True... okay, but I'll pound you if it's got Pauly Shore in it.

by rickster_dc September 24, 2005

Texas Roulette

A dangerous game of chance. Someone who has intestinal gas and the feeling that they may also have a bad case of diarrhea will fart to relieve the pressure. With each fart, the potential for a shart becomes greater and greater. A person loses Texas Roulette by attempting to fart and instead shitting themselves.

I could feel my stomach gurgling as I walked back to the hotel. There must have been something wrong with the curry. The pressure was unbearable. I had to relieve the gas. I decided to play Texas Roulette and the first few farts escaped with no problem. But then, just as I relaxed to fart again, I splattershat my undies.

by kellermeister May 8, 2010

turkey baster roulette

A game played involving one female and a minimum of two males (more male participants are encouraged for handicapping purposes)and a large turkey baster. Each male is required to ejaculate into a community bowl. Upon the successful containment of the participants' semen, one preselected male uses the turkey baster to suck up a generous portion of the combined semen. The turkey baster operator then inserts the 'business end' of the turkey baster into the female's vagina and pumps out the collected jizz. Nine months later, if a baby is born, a paternity test will reveal the father. If any of the participants are proven to be the father of the child, they lose.

Why does my wife keep so many turkey basters in the house? She doesn't even cook. She keeps telling me the basters are for turkey baster roulette.

by jb3ar November 29, 2007

roofie roulette

a joyous game in which 20+ shot glasses are filled with hard alcohol and placed on a lazy Susan or spinning table,in which 4 roofies are dropped,and each person playing takes shots at random to see who gets one.its a good idea to make sure most of your friends have cameras on them.
its fun for the whole family!

muttered in a sobbing voice "got im never playing roofie roulette again,i need to go to the doctor...."

by jesse lindsay January 12, 2008

radlett

small but rich village who has had the likes of vinnie jones and tom cruise live there. has the 3rd richest postcode in the country. not crap

all the sick yards are in radlett

by big Ess May 25, 2005