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get retarded

1. The acted of getting so drunk that you act like you are mentaly retarded.
2. When something doesn't make any sense especially at work.
Tyler wanted to get retarded this weekend, and acomplished his mission when he couldn't even get out of the van with out falling.

Convergys is getting more retarded all the time.
by Jimboozie November 4, 2003
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retarted

when someone is so retarded they can't spell retarded

based on a real life experience not even kidding someone said retarted one time before
did he just say retarted?
by MR.UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE January 20, 2017
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Retarded Ava

A retard who only sucks her own jiblets. She exactly has 23 of them and they are all dried out. She waters them everyday but they won’t hydrate themselves. She will only eat rotten camel nuts to fulfill her dreams about having more nuts.
Jim: Ahh there is a retarded Ava, run because she will try to take your balls!!

Bob: It’s fine she already took mine, and it was painful!!
by Yert Skrt October 13, 2019
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retardede

Person one texting: Your so retardede
Person two texting: Retarded*
by This Is Interesting October 6, 2020
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Retardsexual

When your sexual orientation is so nebulous and hard to understand, that only other mentality challenged people can comprehend it.
"Did you hear that Jane is a semibisexual now?"

"Ah, I always knew she was retardsexual"
by Smegmaondemand November 27, 2020
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Retarted

The word retarted is used as an offensive word to the retarted community. Cardi b will love to say that word 24/7. She would always say “we all retarted, we all retarted we all crazy”
Payola b is so retarted !”
LMAO IKR
by Queenonikatanyamaraj June 18, 2023
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Obsessive Retarded

A person who, no matter what the situation, will choose the worst course of action. They appear to be compulsively driven to make poor choices, stupid comments and even worse life decisions.

This person is often caught up in small details that have little if nothing to do with the larger picture, or situation at hand.
WTF dude! This is the third time today you've got your dick caught in the vacuum. You must be Obsessive Retarded.
by Evil-Stevil November 9, 2010
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