Hey, if I'm going to die of brain fluid I am not going to deprive myself of those seasonal flavors.
Hym "Redbull: It won't cure your brainz fluid. Hell! It might even exacerbate it! But those seasonal flavors? Well, they are either delicious or gross... Now stop buying them. Because they are always sold out when I... Go to buy them. I want them for ME. Not YOU. So YOU go fuck off so I can buy them. Go away."
Redbull is the best thing ever next to gambling. I love red bull, one day I'll be drinking a Redbull and be having a heart attack at the same time. but I won't care because I have my Red bull
My wife divorced me, and my kids disowned me, but I don't care because I have a Redbull!
A term used as an excuse to have Redbull in class. The teacher doesn't believe that the Redbull is for a medical condition, they just don't care. The student believes that they bamboozled the teacher, and will brag about it.
Teacher: "Jediah, you can't have your Redbull in class."
BootyBumping Redbull in fact does not give you wings. It is when your inside asshole moves to your outside asshole. It also makes your feces smell like Redbull and is violently traumatic on the human rectum.