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Hey, if I'm going to die of brain fluid I am not going to deprive myself of those seasonal flavors.
Hym "Redbull: It won't cure your brainz fluid. Hell! It might even exacerbate it! But those seasonal flavors? Well, they are either delicious or gross... Now stop buying them. Because they are always sold out when I... Go to buy them. I want them for ME. Not YOU. So YOU go fuck off so I can buy them. Go away."
Redbull by Hym Iam March 21, 2025
Redbull is the best thing ever next to gambling. I love red bull, one day I'll be drinking a Redbull and be having a heart attack at the same time. but I won't care because I have my Red bull
My wife divorced me, and my kids disowned me, but I don't care because I have a Redbull!
Redbull by roxannethedictonary April 2, 2025

Redbullshit

Referring to Redbull's slogan that is viewed as a lie.
- Hey buddy, have you tried Redbull?
- Yes, but it never gave me wings. I call it redbullshit.
Redbullshit by The Buddy One October 13, 2025

Medical Redbull 

A term used as an excuse to have Redbull in class. The teacher doesn't believe that the Redbull is for a medical condition, they just don't care. The student believes that they bamboozled the teacher, and will brag about it.
Teacher: "Jediah, you can't have your Redbull in class."

Jediah: "It's for my medical condition."

Clara: "Typical Jediah with his medical Redbull."

BootyBumping Redbull 

BootyBumping Redbull in fact does not give you wings. It is when your inside asshole moves to your outside asshole. It also makes your feces smell like Redbull and is violently traumatic on the human rectum.
I have been BootyBumping Redbull and now my asshole is inside out!

A chipmunk on redbull 

An overexcited, overcaffienated, hyperactive child
Greg Gutfeld: Emily Compagno you must have been a chipmunk on redbull as a child right? 🐿

Emily Compagno: haha