human razor

Using ones teeth to trim their partners pubic hair.

My girlfriend forgot razors on our trip, so I had to do the human razor.

by CMScheids August 12, 2021

TikTok's Razor

The philosophical principle that any and all extraordinary, outrageous, or otherwise controversial video content, featured on the social media app TikTok, should immediately be consider fake and fabricated for clout unless otherwise proven real beyond a shadow of a doubt.

Tim: Hey Bob, did you see this crazy Tiktok video? I can't believe something like that happened!
Bob: Well, that's because it probably didn't. Tiktok's Razor!!

by Roland Deschain February 17, 2023

straight razor

n: An oldschool razor, used as a poor-man's switchblade, made famous in the film "Reservoir Dogs"

Bitch, you better start talking, else I'mo whip out my straightrazor and go "Tarantino" on your ass!

by Taichi March 25, 2005

razor balls

the burning of the nutsac after you shave your balls

i needa give a bum chunder to sooth my razon balls

by razor balls May 23, 2005

eye razor

When a man busts a load off and shoots directly into the eye of an unlucky female, causing an uncomfortable stinging sensation and/or blindness.

Dude: "AAGGHHHH"

Gianna: "you weren't joking with that eye razor mother fucker, I must have done something wrong to you in the past, geeezus"

by holehunting February 15, 2010

Razor Boy

- The grim reaper of cocaine addiction.

This term was offered up for the first time (I belive) in the Steely Dan song 'The Boston Rag' in 1973.

"Will you still have a song to sing when the razor boy comes and takes your fancy things away? Will you still be singing it on that cold and windy day."

by Kevin Kemp May 25, 2006

Razor Smile

Often times rude, sinister, and funny at times. Please don't steal my name, unless you have it tattoo'd on your arms like I do. Copyright: 1999.

Beth Simmons is the coolest person Razor Smile has ever known.

by Razor Smile July 17, 2009