happy rag

A piece of clothing or material ie. sock, towel that is used to ejaculate into.

All the guys stole renee's school shirt and used it as a happy rag.

by Matt[O] July 03, 2005

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Rag-dome

The condition in which an individual falls asleep with a doo-rag tied too tightly to their dome (head) and comes to school the next day with a massive imprint across their forehead. This visible scar typically doesn't fade for at least 24 hours, and the subject is prone to being dissed or made fun of by fellow peers throughout the day.

Nick: Man, look at you. Why do you have that massive imprint across your forehead?

Evan: Dude, I was wearin' a doo-rag last night and fell asleep with it on too tight.

Briar: Dang, you've got a rag-dome.

Carter: Haha, that sucks for you.

by gotdatsnowboard August 18, 2012

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bat rag

A towel, rag or other absorbent fabric used to clean up ones load after completion of the task in assisting the one eyed trouser snake to increase its surface temperature via relative tangential motion.

Hey dude I bashed one out watching a documentary on the Discovery Channel, I used my bat rag to clean up my massive load. Best pull I've had all day.

by Dirk Rictor November 23, 2016

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rag

Has a few definitions:
1. A womans time where she thinks she can treat everyone like shit.

2. A shortened version of the insult toerag.

3. To dob someone in.

4. Dirty, torn and ripped clothes.

Shes being a total bitch because she's on her rag!

Look at that skanky rag!

That asshole ragged on me!

Look at the rags on that guy, what a feral!

by Anton Graves August 22, 2005

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