The relaxing Unit, symbol rU, (pronounced: "are you" often with a slight pirate accent) is a derived unit of relaxation or well-deserved laziness/irresponsibility.
It is equal to;
1.) the amount of Netflix required to prompt the watcher(s), "Are you still watching?".
2.) the energy absorbed (relaxing done) when applying 1 each 24oz. Porterhouse Steak to ones mouth. Note: only meat can be used for this conversion (no veggies, rice, fruit) as the amount of work done by the consumed animal is stored in the meat as potential energy which now becomes useable energy by the human absorbing the meat.
3.) passing a direct electric current of 400 Amperes through one human hand for one second.
This unit was realized by the American, Sir Joshua Cook (1984-present), after the avid Netflix watcher/carnivore/basement tinkerer noticed a similar bust of energy throughout his body after experiencing all three of these events.
It is equal to;
1.) the amount of Netflix required to prompt the watcher(s), "Are you still watching?".
2.) the energy absorbed (relaxing done) when applying 1 each 24oz. Porterhouse Steak to ones mouth. Note: only meat can be used for this conversion (no veggies, rice, fruit) as the amount of work done by the consumed animal is stored in the meat as potential energy which now becomes useable energy by the human absorbing the meat.
3.) passing a direct electric current of 400 Amperes through one human hand for one second.
This unit was realized by the American, Sir Joshua Cook (1984-present), after the avid Netflix watcher/carnivore/basement tinkerer noticed a similar bust of energy throughout his body after experiencing all three of these events.
"I definitely scored 1 Relaxing Unit while my boss was on vacation."
"Sarah's BJ's, easily 2.5 rU's, I'll be good for a while."
"Sarah's BJ's, easily 2.5 rU's, I'll be good for a while."
by SirCook January 26, 2015
Get the Relaxing Unitmug. Relaxing is something everybody needs in order to sleep, work and play and if we’re going to be living a longer time we needs lots of rest
Ask: So do you have a very mild temper because you have relaxation
Answer: I’d say that’s true because I never get mad..hahahaha
Answer: I’d say that’s true because I never get mad..hahahaha
by Wild Jagah March 6, 2023
Get the Relaxationmug. by BossTruth October 4, 2020
Get the relax your bonesmug. offer to scratch your wifey’s back. clothes off face down and scratchin. once she’s relaxed out shuv it all the way in from behind and watch her cum all over my dick!
by BumStatusYo December 15, 2018
Get the relaxed puhmug. When Taca Taca is at the Ritz in Ft. Lauderdale Beach overlooking the ocean, she feels very Relaxful!
by TacaTaca June 6, 2017
Get the Relaxfulmug. Relax likes sandwiches
by Fatass4929 May 4, 2021
Get the Relaxmug. by pablorodrigo May 10, 2016
Get the chinese relaxationmug.