Quest

A program created by a physics professor and used at The University of Texas at Austin, it is used to bone students' homework GPA. The program was intended to combat cheating and shortcuts, but proves otherwise. If you choose the incorrect answer, it DEDUCTS points from your homework grade, and can eventually make your score NEGATIVE if you keep getting the questions wrong. The program almost always fails in the evening or when needed, as professors use it because they are too lazy to get the TA's to grade the homework.

"Did you do your homework on Quest last night?"
"Yeah man, but I got fucked because I got too many questions wrong. I now have a 20 for a homework grade."

"Ugh! Quest is always down!"
"Welcome to UT, where the professors like to fuck you in the ass."

by Afrocow September 16, 2013

San Quentin Quail

The phrase "San Quentin Quail" refers to getting sent up for violating California's law protecting minors. At least one country and western song and a 1940's R&B song dealt with the subject and even used the phrase for the title. Duke Henderson had the R&B song on United Artists and on Excelsior, while Carl Knight had his country record come out of the Dearborn label from the Detroit are. There is another country artist who I think covere Carl's song.

"The Judge says the limit on San Quentin Quail is none" - Carl Knight

by Brian Page September 13, 2008

Rhetorical question

Question asked that is asked for effect and not usually designed for an answer.

Usually encourages the person or people being asked the question to reflect upon their own thoughts and beliefs rather than answer specifically out loud.

Examples of rhetorical questions-
Speaker: "What defense to the homeless have if the government will not protect them?"

Guy: "Did you get some from her last night?"
Other Guy: "Is the sky blue?"

Office Worker: "How stupid is this new filing system we have?"

by ACG2x July 23, 2005

Quest for glory

A computer Adventure RPG in the late 80s to mid 90s, Created by Lori and Cory cole the game sieres was doing great untill quest for glory 4 where many people were very disapointed in the game and the sieres would end without being resolved. Many fans of the game begged them to resolve the game with a finle sequel, soon after QFG5 was released. Quest for glory 5 was the last of the games. A group of fans are working on makeing Quest for glory 6 or Hero 6.

QFG kicks the shit out of any other RPG!

by Tourach February 22, 2005

Quentin

quentin is a sexy muthafucka and most ppl are jealous af!

Brianna: I will name my kid quentin

by briannaisquentinsbiggestfan September 14, 2018

weed quest

A Weed Quest is what usally happens when an eigth grader or highschool freshman first discovers weed and begins to smoke up everyday thinking hes hot shit. Weed Quests usally end when the little fucker is caught or he runs out of his allowance money. Dealers usally cash in on this because little kids are dumb enough to buy middies for 30 or 40 bucks, since they dont know any better.

"Man i'm makin a shitload of cash since little johnny got on that weed quest.

by David Bryan January 6, 2008

can i ask you a question?

The most stupidest idiotic question you could ask someone, because you 1) Asked if you "can" when you just did, 2) because you just asked a question asking if you could ask a question & 3) cause you are stupid

Dude1: Can I ask you a question?

Dude2: Shut your face

by CA3B20A3G October 1, 2007