Plonker

A British slang term used as an insult meaning idiot. Usually used in an endearing way or when having a joke with someone

Person: you didn’t have to do that you plonker!

by Alex.tay09 July 12, 2019

Plonker

A Plonker is typically some donkey who hangs around alley ways smoking the devils lettuce. He then shags his dad and sucks his toes.

Konrad is such a plonker

by Turnip———-13 April 30, 2021

Plonkyruethilic

1. To be plump aka fat, round, big

Wyatt Lowe is plonkyruethilic, his belly just jiggles

by Fruity69zesty March 11, 2023

firme pelon

a tough, sexy bald-headed latino

Chica, you got to check out the firme pelon that just moved in next door!

by Valinda November 28, 2006

plonk

A shorted version of plonker meaning a idiotic, moronic, stupid person.

You're such a plonk, spilling all the milk.

by CheekyCharcoal July 24, 2010

Plonk

1. Cheap wine

2. The sound your poo makes when it hits water

I wouldnt mind a bottle of plonk...

*squeeze* plonk!

by Kent Paul December 7, 2006

piloned

1. The process by which something is conquered.
2. To make something your bitch.

That chick got piloned; I piloned that exam.

by Seff J. October 23, 2013