Post Potter Depression

The depression one feels upon finishing a Harry Potter novel, or the Harry Potter series. Is brought about by the realization that one must return to the real world, and that reclusive reading does not make one a wizard.
Usually felt internationally in the two weeks succeeding the book's release.

Post Potter Depression (PPD) is an emotional state, and is generally inversely related to the Economic Post Potter Elation (EPPE) initially felt by Bloomsbury, Scholastic, and Raincoast Books, and felt soon thereafter by the world's retail booksellers.

Post Potter Depression may remain incurable for some, but many recover within a week of showing initial symptoms.
Most people, mainly parents, feel it is not a serious condition and will cure itself.

Crikey, Dave! Take off the Gryffindor scarf and come for a swim! I think you're suffering from Post Potter Depression!

by Aaroneous Truths January 1, 2009

Pattern

To fix yourself/get yourself together after doing some stupid ass shit or just picking up yo damn life. Also, means to get yourself into line/know your place.

John : Your mother is fucking ugly as all fucking hell

Alex : Pattern b

by Deadbritishlad March 5, 2017

potterless

An amazing podcast created by Mike Schubert. It makes fun of Harry Potter and is insanely funny.

Guy 1: Hey bro, did you listen to that new episode of Potterless?

Guy 2: Yeah bro, it was so funny.

by BisexuwhaleNarwhal March 29, 2019

Potteresque

Truly magical/indefinably awesome- a versatile term encompassing a wide range of classy actions and objects

Liverpool coming back from 3-0 down in the 2005 Champions League final to win it was a potteresque performance.

by Anonymous submissions June 24, 2020

post-Potter rage

The rage one feels when someone insults Harry Potter, tries to tell you that it's not real or tries to tell you that everything will be okay.

I think you have a bad case of post-Potter depression and post-Potter rage

by youhavenoidea July 9, 2011

Moonshoes Potter

A mocking name to call someone rich who says they can't go to Mars.

Draco: Not all of us inherited enough money to buy NASA when our parents died. Did we, Potter? Moonshoes Potter. Jet pants Potter. (when talking about Pigfarts...its on Mars)

by toadface96 September 20, 2011

The Flying Potter

The pimpest aerial manuever know to man. Try to think of the greatest thing you have ever seen a person complete while airborne and then multiply it by eleventy billion and you might..might...be able to imagine what the flying potter looks like.

Yesterday during our game of Horse A.C. elimated all three contestants by completing "The Flying Potter". It was so amazing that no one even dared attempt it, they all just walked off the court.

by PiztOff March 11, 2011