Dick Poop

Cinematographer Dick Pope's name mispronounced by Academy president Cheryl Boone Isaacs.

Dick Poop.. ah Dick Pope for Mr. Turner!

by Quarter-life Crisis January 15, 2015

Opera Poop

a bowel movement spread out over 2 or 3 intervals—like an opera or play.

early one morning, Timothy took a noticeably low-volume crap, and then flushed and washed his hands. A few minutes later he realized it was an Opera Poop—one that required a second and possibly a third visit to the toilet.

by Uncle Joosie June 27, 2017

double ghost poop

The double ghost poop is when you go to take a shit and there is nothing on the toilet paper when you wipe your ass, but further more there is also NOTHING IN THE BOWL.

Frank: Dude am I tripping out or did I just take a double ghost poop?

by Anty127 May 11, 2014

pre party poop

The overwhelming feeling one encounters in the moments leading up to a party to take a shit. Scientific research has discovered this phenomenon is caused by two main factors, anxiety and antcipation.

Preemptive shitting is also done to avoid the fear and embarrassment of being "that guy/girl" who ruined the party by taking a massive, smelly shit.

Joel: Hey, you ready? We're setting off soon!

Liam: Yeah alright, just gonna take a pre party poop.

Joel: Alright man cool, already had mine.

by Larsehole January 19, 2015

The Poop and Shoot

The act of taking a shit while masturbating until you cum then trying to catch it in your mouth as it shoots up.

I wanted to double the pleasure, so I did the poop and shoot.

by Turk and JD February 27, 2009

poop painting

n: the image left on the bottom of tha bowl, after flushing a particularly dense piece of shit.

"Sarah won her clam chowder cook off, then made a poop painting of an Aztec warior fighting a panther... while an electric storm brewed in the distance."

by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

poop retreat

A poop retreat occures when doing a #2 while aiming sideways in a specific angle to make use of the curving half-pipe structure of the common variety of toilet bowls. A poop retreat signifies a high velocity poop that returns to the creator's rectum.

"Hey Rik, you are not looking that well."
"Yeah man, I am not feeling that well because I just had a poop retreat"
"Do you have an aftertaste?"
"Yeah"

by LizardK1ng November 24, 2014