bagel promise

To make a commitment to another person knowing that you will not keep it.

A person that pledges to provide a reward for outstanding performance, but never delivers the reward.

That dude Blankenship is such a bagel promiser!

I just bagel promised that I would buy lunch for the team so they would work late.

See also - bageled and Great Canadian Promise

by disappointed_developer October 8, 2010

promiscusive

Having large amounts of "random" sex with the same person (combining "promiscuous" and "exclusive").

We broke up, but since we're hooked on the sex, we decided to be promiscusive.

by Janetta November 12, 2009

Promise

The only true bad bitch out here

My name is Promise .

by Probably Promise March 27, 2017

promise

a promise is something you'd use to see if you can trust a person, ppl who say things like promises are meant to be broken are ppl who have never met somewun that they actually trust.

i promise that i won't tell her

by supergrl August 18, 2005

intellectually promiscuous

When someone is sexually attracted to others because they are smarter, more talented, or better all-around.

I love guys that make me intellectually promiscuous.

by alonelychinadoll November 26, 2007

Serbian Promise

A special type of promise, whilst appearing sincere and genuine is never ever actually carried out. Often followed by insanely unbelievable excuses and lies, in an effort to subdue the expectations of it ever being fullfilled.

(Milan) Hey do you want to go the city? I have the car and I will drive so you can drink? No Serbian promise here, trust me.

(George) "Yeah sure I will see you at the time arranged".

(Milan) Sorry man, but my friend Bogdan reckons that the tyre pressure on my car will cause it to explode if I take it anywhere tonight".

by DJBlitzkrieg December 27, 2008

promispronunciation

1. pro-mis-pronunciation: To purposely pronounce badly or incorrectly.

To walk into a coffee shop and order a "Grand" coffee for the pleasure of hearing the overstimulated staff covertly correct you by reapeating "A Grande?" would be defined as promispronunciation. Other good ones include EXpress-o(espresso) Kwee-shay (Quiche), or Horse Overies 'Hors d'oeuvres').

by Esau Kessler April 27, 2006