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prograsstinate 

Smoking marijuana as a means of avoiding responsibility
You have a lot of work tonight? Yeah man, I prograsstinated all weekend.
prograsstinate by jznny June 15, 2012

Progrussian

A Russian troll masquerading as a Bernie Sanders supporter or a member of the far left on internet forums. Will usually spend their days championing "both sides are equally bad" logic and sow concern over the electability of Democratic candidates ad nauseam.

Rarely seen protesting in right-wing spaces where resistance would add an extra layer of work, likely due to collaboration.
Black_Hippie_Chick99 was a Progrussian troll that feigned support for Bernie's campaign online but in real life, lived as a fat, balding Russian named Dmitri in Omsk. She told people not to bother voting because "BERNIE OR BUST! SHE'LL WIN ANYWAY!" don't bother!"
Progrussian by QVD92 April 14, 2020

progressive

A word left-wingers now use to describe themselves, because the word liberal has gained a negative connotation.

Once the term progressive has been dragged through the mud by right-wing pundits, a new term will again be chosen.
"Whoa man, who are you calling a 'liberal'? I support alternative fuels and the work of Bono and Al Gore. I'm a progressive."
progressive by k-flash July 28, 2008

Progressive Rock 

A type of art that is enjoyed by both guys and girls which has long since been forgotten in the public mind since the total commercialization of all music in the 1980s. Further legitimized rock and roll by mixing it with elements of jazz and classical music. However, most progressive rock fans fail to recognize that at the core of all progressive rock is the blues.

Progressive rock was perfected in the 1970s by the Canterbury Scene musicians. Contrary to popular belief, bands such as Dream Theater, Pink Floyd, Yes, Genesis, Rush and ELP are not the end-all, be-all of progressive rock.
1. Progressive rock that isn't blues-based is not progressive rock.
2. The Beatles did not invent progressive rock
Progressive Rock by Angrymofo September 15, 2010

progressive

~Progressive~
1. The new Derogatory term for "Libtard" aka "Liberal" aka "Commie" or "Socialist".Because Republicans have ruined & destroyed the name "Liberal". When people think of them as "Liberals", it is the equivalent to 'Rapist' or 'Child Molester'. Hence, the name-change.

2. Someone terrified by the idea that someone, somewhere, might be earning money.

3. Someone who wants to move the country progressively closer to Socialism or Communism. See Marxist, Communist or Socialist. They call themselves "Progressives" because using "Communist" would give them a negative connotation in the public eye.

4. Liberal + Communist/Socialist beliefs = Progressive
whoa... no I'm not a liberal... I'm a Communi-
I mean....... uh.. (think fast... they're on to me!)
I'm a progressive!
progressive by GrandMaster9000 January 14, 2011

Progressivism 

Progressivism is an philosophy-ideology who believed in measured, moderate progress (change) opposed to conservatism, which advocates for miminamul change.

Social Progressivism:This form of progressivism advocates for the change of some societal morals as new research disconfirms the original morals.

Techno-Progressivism: These progressives support development of modern technologies, sometimes bio-technologies, causing conflict with the ideals of Bioconservatism.
Progressivism is contrasted with conservatism, advocating for minimal change, reactionaries that advocate to change society back to a "golden age", and radicals, who advocate for rapid/unmeasured change.
Progressivism by Secular leftist October 23, 2005