Precious Joe

Probably a virgin about 5 feet in height. Loves to fish and hunt.

Look at Precious Joe and his cute little self.

by Bi9 Dicl< n199@ October 14, 2011

Procuriosity

A borderline overzealous pursuit of open-minded knowledge.

Open your eyes and have some procuriosity!

by The Grove December 28, 2012

my precious

Umm... something that Smeagol/Gollum says... also what Eri says a lil too much..

My precious is like, my precious. Like Gaby is obsessed with his guitar.

Gaby: *holding guitar* myyy prreeciiouuusss.. *clutches closer* myyyy prrreeeccccciiousssss!!!

by Where's Omar? January 11, 2004

Pecurious

When a situation arises when people are suspected of engaging in sexual acts (making out, oral, intercourse, etc.) when suddenly and suspiciously missing.

Person 1: Where is girl/guy?
Person 2: This is quite pecurious...

by J-Bomb and Deener May 19, 2007

Precious

Precious is a girl with a Big Juicy Booty. She is Brave and independent. She is very Pretty and very Smart. She makes people Laugh and cheers people up when they are Sad. She is someone a guy would fall for even if they had a Girlfriend. Precious is and Awesome Girl and you would be lucky to have a friend like her.

Girl: WOW! I want a friend like Precious
Boy: I want a girlfriend like Precious

by JessicaLivesLivesLife December 5, 2018

tim precious

Cross dressing one trick pony, bendy and fleshy helmet

Tim Precious

by Arthur Norris January 8, 2004

precious

What Gollum keeps calling this ring I wear that I've had all my life, and keeps stalking me to this very day for it ... the little faggot bit my ear off for it the other day!

My Preciousssss! They took my Precioussss! GOLLUM!

by PSisTEHsuxxors March 5, 2004