Pounding God's Fist

A sexual maneuver in which a partner fists a girl in both holes at the same time, then pounds his fists together from inside. God, in this situation, is whoever does the deed. After all, who the fuck else could manage to do such a thing?

"Last night, I was pounding God's fist."
"You did WHAT? HOW FUCKING LOOSE WAS SHE?!"

by sheepdrea August 4, 2008

POUNDING

The act of getting pegged while sounding

After a long night of Pounding with Steve Buscemi, i cooled off with a nice avacado in my butt

by PoundMaster42069 March 4, 2020

clover pounding

The relentless, savage, and ultimately brutal ass raping of an irish man

Guy1: dude i thought your dad was straight.

Guy2: He is.

Guy1: Then y was he clover pounding Riley McDougle's dad at the bar last night.

by Ya Moma? September 10, 2005

Pounding my sausage

Wack off, masturbate

no i was stuck pounding my sausage.

by sausagepounder. May 23, 2011

pounding the box

A metaphor used to describe the act of binge watching cable television (i.e.: set top box).

Dave: "Come to bed babe. You've been pounding the box all day."

Jill: "I will be there soon. Just one more episode and I'll have completed the season slam"

by Skidrowplo September 29, 2014

poundingonthekeyboardese

The gibberish one texts to someone when they're too lazy/tired/etc to write an actual response.

John- "So, what's sup?"
James- "jsgajcxdshnjfgvklamz"
John- "I speak English, not poundingonthekeyboardese. Can you do the same please?"

by Creedance November 26, 2011

monkey pounding

1. Obviously, male masturbation
2. Spending way too much time in chat rooms trading insults with people you don't even know.
3. Beating up the local neighborhood geek.

Brian: Watcha doin Friday night?
Kevin: I'm pounding my monkey, what else?
Brian: Well, lets find Dave and do some REAL monkey pounding!
Kevin: Kule!

by PeeBee October 13, 2005