Creamy Porridge

When you get fucked so hard in the pussy that chunky white lumps of cum ex cremates from the vagina

"fuck you darling you made my cunt into a creamy porridge"

by fuckmetillibleed March 2, 2017

porridge stirrer

When having sex with a girl who’s just been filled with another man’s cum and are then the porridge stirrer

Stacey fucks me
I cum in stacey
Stacey goes home and has sex with her boyfriend
He is now my porridge stirrer

by DanksyDan November 4, 2022

Porridge

Porridge is a tasty snack that you can eat anyplace anywhere anytime.

Have you had porridge yet? It's such a good snack!

by SamTheWisest October 26, 2018

to drop porridge

To convince others that a false statement is true. Opposite of "to drop knowledge". Origin derived from phrase of a brain turning to mush.

I wanted to drop porridge on a coworker recently, so I told him the word "gullible" isn't actually in the dictionary.

by scooter333 May 30, 2018

Porridge

Not to cold, not to hot……”just right”.

“Man it’s so nice outside. It’s porridge!”

by Sweetness3446 July 1, 2022

Sweet on the porridge

A person who has a lot of money in the pocket.

Look at that guy, buying lots of champagne. He is sweet on the porridge.

by Fhille June 15, 2019

Bulldog eating porridge

A rather large girl/man eating ass out with creamed corn smeared on their face.

She growled that ass like a bulldog eating porridge on a warm Sunday afternoon.

by Alanabrettlee April 12, 2023