Pornhub

A very holy and beautiful site that basically like heaven, it has the best kid-friendly videos!

GO TO THE HOLY SITE PORNHUB YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT

by kamudai April 21, 2021

Pornhub

A website where you gain useful knowledge about life and human body and make new friends all around the world, def better than Youtube and Google Scholar.

If you keep watching videos from pornhub, you will soon realize the truth of life.

A: I've just finished reading Charles Darvin's Theory of Evolution, it was just beautiful!
B: That's just too basic, check this out.
A: What is this Pornhub thing anyway?
B: The truth of all things.

by Follower of Kun March 13, 2023

Pornhub

The website I go to beat the shit out my dick

#pornhub #masturbation

by Wolfythewolf March 20, 2020

Pornhub

A porn website that you can straight up search up and beat the absolute shit out of your dick or if your a woman, you can finger your self.

Horny 18 yr old 1: hey why didn't you join our jerk circle?

Horny 18 yr old 2: i wanted to masturbate my self

I watched pornhub and jerked off last night

by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 21, 2024

pornhub

A Famous Websites used by Millions of people who Jack off to it, I wrote his while pooping. I'm gonna watch it in a second

a Guy:"AYEE, Dude wanna go watch some pornhub"
me:Yes sir that the stuff

by Niggers on my buthile January 4, 2021

Pornhub

A place for hormonal teenage boys to go so they can jerk offbecause they are too young(or just can’t get a girl to have sex with them)for sex so they do that instead because looking at naked girls is fun to then

Dude last night I saw some big tits on pornhub it’s was awesome

by Funplaydom March 20, 2019

Pornhub

A site where you look at large dicks and hope they don't have aids.

Guy 1) I want to watch pornhub.
Guy 2) Did you see the one video where a 18 year old grandchild fucked her grandpa.
Guy 1) Yes I did yesterday, it was old, soggy, and most of all HUGE.

by Damnitdave November 30, 2021