a phenomenon occurring when people with planned destinations stand around talking (possibly on a porch) instead of leaving
Having spent the day together, the group realized it was about time to leave. However, instead of immediately heading to their cars, they experienced about 10 minutes of porch-lag.
by C.Hefner March 11, 2010
A prostitute on house arrest.
"Why is Agnes turning tricks from her front steps?"
"She can't leave the house, so she's a porch cookie until her ankle monitor comes off."
"She can't leave the house, so she's a porch cookie until her ankle monitor comes off."
by odbal. August 29, 2021
A porch monkey is a black guy, I mean a monkey that hides under your porch and waits for you to get home so he can take the drug money you owe him.
by Unknown '_' December 13, 2015
by RoundenBrown August 07, 2021
When you take an ass bleacher and bleach the ass clean while eating out the girl getting her clean for you to go in anally. In other words, it's so you can clean your butthole.
River: "I cleaned the porch just the other day and I already have to again! I have when I have to clean the porch."
by motherfuckingterry January 16, 2013
Philosophical ideas or explanations that you make off the fly without any research (usually while impaired), as in when your drinking on the porch.
PERSON 1: I think having a dog makes you a better person because it makes you more pure, like a dog."
PERSON 2: "that's just porch philosophy!"
PERSON 2: "that's just porch philosophy!"
by RoualWe91 May 26, 2015
by Cecil Dylan July 12, 2011