Poopie-dick

The condition of the male genitals after anal intercourse, fecal residue on the penis.

After Ramon fucked Susan in the ass, he had poopie-dick and had to wash the shit off of his penis.

by Kerns December 14, 2003

poopie doops

Someone who doesn't have a sense of humor and just sits down like a retarted monkey everyday.

Emo kid: I am so sad. I am going to kill myself.
Me: GET A LIFE AND STOP BEING SUCH A POOPIE DOOPS! Cutting yourself does nothing but make more pain.
Emo kid: I want to be a poopie doops.
Me: Go away.

by tilatequilafan555 January 15, 2008

poopied

what a fag like someone with a gay nick name like sharp, ugly, crunchy, or jinmic says after killing someone in a game trying to replace words like get wrecked get owned and get merked.

Joe: uh you got
Jinmic:get poopied

by xxxxShadowxxxx August 10, 2010

poopie mushroom

When a male sticks his penis in a rectum and then proceeds to slap the male/female in the face with his penis, leaving a brown spot what looks like a poopie mushroom.

I was pissed at my girlfriend so I stuck my dick in her butt and gave her a poopie mushroom.

by headshothummel February 19, 2009

poopie goldberg

Sex act, much like a dirty sanchez. A piece of feces is taken and rubbed on the eye brow area, making the appearance of eye brows should they not be previously present.

Whoopi Goldberg doesn't have any eyebrows, so I gave her a poopie goldberg and now it looks like she has some. That bitch is freaky.

by Raymond Liotta - Good fella September 5, 2012

Poopsie Daisy

1. Most common usage: When a person realizes they have to poop in the bathroom when they are only attempting a number 1.
2. When a person mistakenly makes a poop when it is not socially acceptable.

1. I thought I just had to take a pee, but once I got in the stall and started to pee I pulled a poopsie daisy and sat down to dump one out.
2. When I was on the treadmill I had a little poopsie daisy moment and had to run to the bathroom.

by tunarat February 24, 2014

poopies

A name that you give to puppies that crap all over the house no matter how hard you try to housebreak them.

I rescued two little poopies from the animal shelter. My carpets will never be the same....

by Hackermom July 29, 2008