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Pole Vault 

the absolute best sport there is. high jumpers think that high jumping is better, but that is only because they are not capable of pole vaulting. to be successful in this sport it is vital to have speed, upper body stregth, flexibility, focus, and determination. to pole vault is to be amazing.
brian: i high jump, but my life time goal is to be able to pole vault

victoria: yeah, thats everyones life time goal

brian: i dont think ill be able to accomplish it though:'[

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pole pilot

A homosexual who flies man meat into his ham hanger.
Jose is an so flameboyant, he is definately a pole pilot.
pole pilot by crank April 25, 2005

Pole Juice 

The frothy amalgam of semen and vaginal juices that run down the male shaft and often coagulate at the base during sexual intercourse.
Stan and Linda's lunchtime quickie resulted in quite the accumulation of pole juice. So much so Stan needed to shower before heading back to the office.
Pole Juice by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Pole Dance 

When a guy pays not nearly enough money to watch a hot girl slide up and down a lubricated pole, while he imagines it's his dick (which is actually more like a chipolata sausage), then wanks himself off in a dirty toilet, like the stupid prick that he is.
Guy: "Oh yeah, you want my dick don't you? Look, she's so hot for me."

Pole dancer: "Give me my money."
Pole Dance by Dark Star Annalise December 23, 2008

Pole Vaulting

~One day during pole vaulting practice~
Vaulter 1: Pole vaulting is the best high there is. I get high every day right here!
Vaulter 2: Yeah man! I LOVE getting high!
(Coach comes and watches vaulting)
Coach: You guys gotta get higher!
Both Vaulters: Alright!

pole vault 

A pre-ejaculatory maneuver performed during intercourse (generally when the female is 'riding' on top) that is used as an alternative form of contraception. The maneuver involves converting one's momentum into a strong pelvic thrust to toss the female off in order to avoid busting inside of her. This move is particularly useful with 'trappers' who intend to get pregnant without the conscent of the male participant
"I was about to bust, and the bitch wouldn't get off, so i gave that trapping-ass ho the pole vault!"
pole vault by mike shay April 22, 2008

Pole smoker 

Pole smoker by Anonymous October 21, 2003