poes

literally, south african slang for vagina but more commonly used as an insult with the implication that the receiver of such a word would feel silly, stupid, greedy, nasty, horrible, etc. we can think of many other words that mean, more or less, the same thing. just a new 4 letter word from south africa.

Frik is such a poes for stealing my girlfriend.

by Hannie van der Velden van Straalike May 4, 2006

pokeclipse

Started out as a joke, a parody to Digiclipse.
Originates from 4chan, and was a forum with Pokemon believers.

Quoted from Evan1109:
This started as an effort to troll Digiclipse. It's a site that had people who honestly, TRULY believed in Digimon and the digital world. /v/ discovered it on Friday. My idea was to take the piss out of them with Pokeclipse, and we'd build up posts for a week and then spring in on Digiclipse to troll them, and have nerdrage arguments about which of our fictional worlds were real.

by S. H April 1, 2008

pokéserved

What happens to you when you try to play Pokémon GO and can't because the servers are down.

Gary: "Hey, Ash! There's a wild Porygon over by Mr. Wilson's house! You should go catch it!"

Ash: "Aww yeah! ... Wait, I can't login to Pokémon Go! The servers must be down! Shit!"

Gary: "AH HA HA HA!!! You just got Pokéserved, bitch!!! Ima go fuck your bitch naw!!!"

by k795 July 27, 2016

poke rash

when a poke war on facebook goes on forever and the poker keeps poking you

Damnnnnnn, this poke war is causing me a poke rash.

by fishf00d123 December 26, 2010

poke-call

A missed-call intentionally done to be remembered by the person you fancy.

Jane: God! I really regret a lot that I gave Marc my number! He keeps on "Poke-Calling" me and I'm annoyed!

by imarcverga November 22, 2010

poes tiefa

In English it has the lateral meaning of vigina bitch which is what you call someone in South Africa when they bitch about you or or when you see you ex walking past you and he's wants to start with bullshit. You can say that to someone whom you don't like.

Bitch ads hoe : omg look at what she's wearing

You: look at you friend* screen*poes tiefa

Ex: hey can I have my hoodie back

You: can I have my virginity back you poes tiefa

by niglet August 8, 2015

poes hoog

Poes hoog/ fucking high

Afrikaans

It means basicly that your so high from smoking weed that you dont even know whats happening around you.

Eks nou so poes toe gerook that ek eenvoudig nie meer weer wat the poes aan gaan nie.

Jou oe sal dan die kleur wees van die duiwel se ballas. Of iemand sal se jou oe lyk soos poeskaste.

Persone 1: Ek is nou poes hoog.
Persone2: ja ek kan sien jou oe lyk soos die duiwel se ballas.

by Eksnetpoeshoog January 7, 2017