punched a midget

An act that while justifiable will ultimately result in embarrassment. The phrase is derived from the inevitable embarrassment that results from beating the shit out of a midget that is messing with your woman/insulting your honor. To allow him to continue will only lead to the shame of being hassled by a three foot tall circus performer, but knocking his teeth out will lead to looks of shock and disgust from passers by who did not witness the little person's earlier transgression.

So Mr. President, how goes the invasion of that third world nation?

Not good, i really punched a midget on that one.

by mongoose4342 July 17, 2006

pinche

hair tie

“hey mom can you pass me my pinche”

by lawandtaey August 16, 2019

pinche

Lousy,as in good for nothing

Pinche perro .

Lousy Dog.

by La Loca Guera January 24, 2007

Punched the tabby

slammed a can of beer, or pop

I woke up this morning, got dress, punched the tabby

by Ynot 999 August 18, 2006

pinches

A way to say bitches. Usually used by Latinos.

Como estas, pinches?

by Benji B. September 19, 2006

Hole Punched

The Female Version Of Cock Block.

Sarah Went And Hole Punched me while i was with danny

by CJcrunkomafawkolicious September 5, 2011

High Pitched Laugh

The name for the laugh that is made when men see something so hilarious on Urban Dictionary that it makes them scream in a voice so high that they automatically ejaculate at the same time.

Dragonforce:
"The greatest power metal band in the Universe. Worship them.
These solos make ejaculation unavoidable. "

*Bob in epic high pitched laughing phase*: "HAAAAAA!!!!! HAAAAAA!!!!! HAAAAAAAA!!!! XD XDXDROFLOLOLFOLMAOXDLOLOLOLOLPEN0RXDLOLROFL!!!!"

by 22MidnA22 September 3, 2009