Phonography

Sexual activity over the phone (aka phone sex). Normally involves the masturbation of both people on the line.

"I am into Phonography . So baby quit the chit chat and talk that dirty talk to me." said Cindy on the phone, as she began to unzip her jeans and carass her virgina.

by Amanda E. December 17, 2008

phobotard

Someone with a fear of being late.

He's such a phobotard he gets to work an hour early.

by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007

Phonosexual

Phonosexual describes a person who has a sexual attraction towards music or sounds.

Phonosexual kid: I reached an orgasm while listening to Skrillex.
Straight kid: You sure are a phonosexual.
Phonosexual kid:I sure am, I'm so turned on by music.

by EdnaExecution December 28, 2011

phonographer

A photographer who primarily uses the phone to take photos!

Brandy Rae is an accomplished phonographer!

by defthand July 19, 2014

Phonography

the addiction to ones phone; non stop-text-aholic

and i make no apoligies, im into phonography.
i like my bluetooth button commin' loose

by Bradddddd December 21, 2008

phoofing

The act of sucking farts from your partners anus

I stayed in last night for an evening of phoofing with the wife

by randystyles November 3, 2008

phoobs

(plural) Old People in general

Go talk to the bunch phoobs over there

by DanTheMan December 15, 2004