The Pharaoh's Curse

what happens when you forget to return the slab

Bradley: Bro I think I got The Pharaoh's Curse, I'm spitting out sand!
Melissa: blud did NOT return the slab 😭

by ALJ69 August 9, 2023

i'm going to phalanx you macedonian style

I'm going to defeat you with the utmost originality and perfection.

Jon: Ramble Ramble Ramble, screw you guys, I'm going home.
Tal: Jon, I'm going to phalanx you Macedonian style.
Teacher: I'm not sure whether to send you to the principles office or give you commendation.

by TDMORGAN December 16, 2015

PhanaticD

(;f-anatik dee)

A Dumbass

A Great Themer

The moderator of a worthless site called ipod hacking

PhanaticDdumbassmoderatoripodhackingthemer

by Djlatino August 14, 2009

phalange

The derogative name for a vagina or pussy.

"Eurgh Rachel you have some crusty phalange. Put that shit away man"

by Will Parkinson January 25, 2008

phalanges

n. a "high five", i.e. slapping hands in celebration. From the literal meaning of the word - the bones of the fingers.

Great game, give me phalanges!

by AsInWreck June 14, 2009

phalanges

when you and another person bump your fists together in greeting or celebration (refers to the name of the bones in your hand that collide when the act is performed)

nice drive, areeb. give me some phalanges.

by Fortunato1 September 1, 2008

Disloyal Proximal Phalanges

Somebody in a relationship who secretly masturbates to porn instead of making love to their partner. They have disloyal hands.

Peter performed disloyal proximal phalanges activities when he went and tossed off in the toilet instead of making love to his girlfriend.

by Milandra September 29, 2011