1. An ~actual~ get together you have when sh*t goes down (and your way) because you are petty.
2. An insulting ~imginary~ party you throw for someone who is triggered/salty over something. (Also, because you're both petty.)
2. An insulting ~imginary~ party you throw for someone who is triggered/salty over something. (Also, because you're both petty.)
1. Patricia got fired. Petty party at my place; giiiiiiiirl come through!
2. Oh, your coupon expired because of millennials? Direct me to the others and we'll throw you a petty party, Janice.
2. Oh, your coupon expired because of millennials? Direct me to the others and we'll throw you a petty party, Janice.
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Look at that Petty hypocrite trying to make people feel bad for them when she was doing the same things!
Look at that Petty hypocrite trying to make people feel bad for them when she was doing the same things!
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Z: You can see into my house! I hate this wide peephole!!!
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